Awww, poor kitty. It’s almost over! Looks like it just needs one more rinse. This little guy is very nearly as clear as the famous “no no” cat...

DAMN straight.

So that’s where the folks at FatPeopleHate moved to. Huh.

Fucking sold!

Rihanna is not the type of woman to lie about this though, because she doesn't give a fuck. Men sweat Rihanna, but Rihanna doesn't claim men or protest that she's not with a guy she's with. Rihanna just does whatever she likes.

It’s ok, we won’t judge you.

When I want to spoil the shit out of my sweetie, I make this gorgeous, smooth-as-silk cream of mushroom soup. Anyone who’s had a decent mushroom soup knows that once you’ve tried one, there is no going back to canned. I can’t even use that shit in cooking anymore. (Do not do what the recipe suggests in the link and…

I am here for the bread that one eats with the soup.

I’m right there with you with some soup love. I call it my french peasant food. I’m not really into refined anything, so all of my soups have big chunks of whatever and are meant to be as filling as possible.

I make this amazing tortilla soup and I save up all my chicken bones in the freezer to make broth for it. Some asshole was all like “it’s good because it’s bone broth,” and I’m like, all broth is bone broth, fucker, and it’s good because 1) I made it and 2) it’s soup, so shut up and eat your soup.

I would pay a $20 cover charge and wait an hour for my cocktail to watch that.

There are people, more than likely older guys who never got laid in high school, who enjoy making teenage girls cry, more so if attractive...

Re: Gluing the tip jar down:

I kind of can’t help liking this chick. The field in which she grows her fucks is clearly barren.

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

Lol really because these dresses look 100% better on voluptuous women IMO. Like sorry that us curvier gals took something meant for the skinnies, realized we looked awesome in it, and started wearing it, but too bad! I mean, I have never actually purchased one of these dresses but I have tried one on and my boyfriend…