For what it’s worth, a friend who has been to Lambert’s insists the rolls are so light that anyone who could injure someone with one “needs to professionally go into either baseball or murder.”

I feel like Lambert’s Café needs to change its name to "Ow Bon Pain" after this incident.

I’ve been there precisely once and it is pretty clear when yeasty goodness will be flying because the servers roll bread carts out and yell “HOT BUNS!!!”* before dispatching the rolls across the restaurant. IIRC the proper etiquette was to raise your hand and a roll would be thrown to you - they don’t just throw them…

Maybe if the skin had been creased using a bone folder it would be ok.

No, don’t worry. She’s just a little worked up about them ripping her face off and replacing it with wax. I mean, lord forbid a 50-year-old woman might have human skin, creased with age!

SJP looks like she wants to eat my soul. NOT TODAY, SJP.

I’m with you on all of these except the bonefolder. as a book-making enthusiast, I will vouch for the bonefolder. makes a HUGE difference especially when working with cardstock. and if you’re folding a shit ton of paper (like name cards + programs for 100 people) also, they’re like $2 at michaels.

I don’t think anyone gets fired anymore, either in the public or private sector. I know that I personally work with at least two total fuck-ups who don’t do even the basic necessities of their jobs yet they somehow keep those jobs. I had a co-worker once that was the boss’s nephew who was the same way but at least he…

I read that quote kind of passive aggressively and I know I shouldn’t, but I laughed a little.

For real. How can they be so sure this is the only fuck up this employee(s) made? I mean, this one was pretty epic, but either their employees are incompetent or their procedures are.

Pfirst rule of Pflugerville Pfight Club: Do not pforget to repfund air pfare ipf you pflake out on Pflugerville Pfight Club.

They both knew exactly what they were doing. Fuck em.

Adult crime, with adult planning, thought to consequences, months of plotting out their crime and how to get away with it, cold-blooded murder = Adult consequences. I’m glad these girls are going to go away for a long time, because I honestly don’t think the rest of the world is safe with them out here and free to…

Here are some really happy Boobies.

Here you go buddy. Go nuts

I think I speak for all of us when I ask that you do a write up of every candidate, what they wear to bed, and how they cry and whimper when they are hiding.

She certainly looks older than the 12-year-old Black girl the cops arrested then claimed she was 20.

she looks 13 because she’s going a horrified puss on her face because of the scary black people she’s seeing.