THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME! Here’s a wave of cramping, RUN TO THE BATHROOM! Stupid body... But I got the Skyla (baby Mirena) put in last month so I’m really hoping that helps ease things up a bit. I also get the whole ovulation induced anxiety uptick so crossing fingers. Ladies are special, you know? Progesterone, estrogen,…

YYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS. In high school I swear my hormones were like a menopausal woman (HELLO HOTFLASHES!) and I would go through a heavy flow tampon every hour (which made having 1.5 hr long classes difficult). And I always knew when I was leaking because man on fire the cramps. Thank you for confirming!

stealth cheese

You should summarize all posts. That should be your job.

As a man about to be a father, I want to offer a preemptive prayer that I run into people like Cat Baker. As a forgetful, often stressed and easily disorganized person, I am sure that I will do someday do a dipshit thing that will (please God, only mildly) endanger my child despite my best efforts. If/When that…

This post.... THIS post.... it had EVERYTHING!!!!!

Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

Okay well nbd, I will just leave law school and go live in the wilderness to personally be his new mom. It’s fine. We can fix this. And we won’t have to feel this feeling about how shitty human kind is anymore.

Smuggling cauliflower in they underwear.

But what about the Chemicals Between Us?

brb, my eyeballs seemed to have rolled straight out of my head. Need to go find them now.

For the love of god children, if you want to have casual sex, have all the casual sex. It it leaves you feeling “emotionally hollow”, you dont massively enjoy it, and you actually care about “losing” the person who’s tinder messaging you for a fuck?

First time I literally could not read the entire post. I need to go put my head between my knees.

“WELL MY MOM SAYS I’M CUTE, SO SCREW YOU, ASSHOLE.”

Oh FFS. The only harm Cosmo ever did was somehow convince me in the 1997 Bedside Astrologer that there are actually “365 Ways to Light His Fire”.

Oh yeah. I need to figure out how to get invited to parties like that.

Every time I see this gif, I kind of want that outfit.

Just once I want to a guy acknowledge that they entered into consensual sex with the awareness that said encounter could result in a child, no matter what the original intentions were.

One day, I hope someone invents a device that rich men could use when they want to have sex with random women but don’t want all the risks of getting them pregnant and having to pay child support.

I’ve got a friend who said almost exactly that last phrase. And there is also another friend, who says it’s a turn off to be asked. -_-