Honestly, I really wish you’d clean up your fucking language. My fucking, virginal eyes didn’t expect this kind of fucking behavior on the fucking internet. This is unbefuckinglievable that a blogger would choose to write in such a manner that is confuckingducive to the demofuckingraphic that he’s trying to relate to.

Of course there is a Comic Sans one.

Christian electronica act Owl City

If I can show my ample shoulder and back hair, you can show your arms.

Well yeah.. I guess there is that.

I’ve been a “Pez-bian” since I was little. Who doesn’t like a piece of candy dispensed from the severed throat of the Lone Ranger?

Dan Perkins: I guess the person in your story is a loyal BCO reader. Everyone knows you just grill steak until it’s tender.

Is it an unpopular opinion to suggest that actual cheese lovers have nothing to worry about?

Nope.

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I can’t be the only one who calls friends and family members out on their stupidity when out dining. Like, I get it, you don’t want to be mean; but I’ve straight up told friends to get their shit together when they are trying to order something simple at Starbucks. Mainly cause I work at a Starbucks and I hate people…

I was at a Logan’s and the couple behind us were being so rude to the waitress, berating her and treating her like she was an idiot. She came to us next and you could tell she was upset even though she was very friendly and professional. My pregnancy hormones took over my mouth when I opened it to order my drink and…

Nothing makes me more furious than people who say this line to other people. NOTHING.

It’s a really

Edit 4: *oh for fuck’s sake forget it*

I continue to apologize while I’m refunding her drink, while she continues to stand there and ladle out her drink onto a plate. The cars are backing up in the drive thru and I explain that I have to get back to my window, and she says, “No, you will wait here until I’ve gotten all the foam out of this drink.”

Everyone knows the real way to impress your date is to order them fish-flavored pancakes during dinner rush. DUH.

Re: White cheese story. The author has admirable restraint.

Most of these folks are, indeed, just stupid. But the cappucino lady and the ketchup lady are just plain awful human beings. I pity their families, their coworkers, and anyone else who is unfortunate enough to come in contact with them.