Most men know this. The rest are either immature or hopeless.

It’s made all the worse by the passive aggressive way people “date” nowadays.

How funny is it that when you politely state your interest and ask for a date/kiss/sex/anal fisting in a gimp suit you’ll get an answer and won’t have to deal with waffling over whether or not every little thing is a sign of interest or not? It’s like some sort of witchcraft!

Ha, my boyfriend is HORRID with picking up signs and on our third date we were chatting and I said ‘sooo....you wanna make out?’. I wanted to, he wasn’t making a move and there you have it. Now, if he or I want sex we’ll say ‘so, want to have sex in an hour? I’ll meet you in the shower’ and it will be a yes or no. No…

What I learned from this article is that women are just turtles and men are confused about how genetics work

Why punch when you can maul them? Bears, baby, always go with your strengths.

She’s almost too dominant for the good of the sport. And you know her most powerful weapon is between her ears; woman is preternaturally aggressive.

It makes me a little sad that I’ll never be that good at punching another person in the face.

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

Wait so the nanny is supposed to be miserable or else she’s a scheming whore? If there were paparazzi camped out on my lawn you’d better believe I’d try and look good. How is the only legitimate reaction to this sudden media spotlight to hide your ugly self away in shame rather than try and make the best of it and…

Is “schadenfreudegasm” a thing? And, follow-up question, is there a better way to say it than that. Asking for a friend.

This is similar to when people ask you on the train when the baby is due and you just ate a burrito right?

looking at why and how the women got in that situation in the first place

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm 100% confident these weren't his plans from the start.

It is absolutely not celebrating the crime of Jack the Ripper but looking at why and how the women got in that situation in the first place.

Ten years ago it was “look at this picture of me without makeup on!” from young women who totally had makeup on. Can’t really blame them. They’re being told to be beautiful, but not to spend too much time doing it—and to do it totally without artifice or artistry or else they’re fakes and we can’t have fake beauties…

Oh I have to be in he grays, but this literal Gray can just spout off boring books quotes to seem intelligent, comes off as pretentious and isn’t in the grays? I don’t know how this works.

Khloe: Both pictures are shopped. Anyone who works on Photoshop every day (ie: not you, but yes me) can see with their two eyeballs and their brain-machine that your photographs are touched in many places, and — tellingly — touched in slightly different ways from photo to photo.

Khloe Kardashian you are a liar. And…

Yup, Madeleine, it sure was.