Remember, a woman’s role in the reproductive process is to incubate a small human (which gains a soul immediately upon the sperm meeting the egg), and must be cherished and protected and saved from herself should she decide that she does not wish to use her body to incubate another human being.

The wardrobe department really phoned it in.

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.

Quite. Hence the shit-stirrer assessment. Let him stay unattended and maybe he’ll venture elsewhere.

I know. It’s not quite technically hate speech, but when it’s close enough, I just go for that one. Or if they’re just saying the same thing over and over I call it spam. Dunno if either helps, but it helps assuage my need to shout at them.

you really shouldn’t be doing that in public restrooms.

Not really a “fight” but a good story of someone getting what they deserved. I was in 10th grade and heading out to catch the bus, during the first week of school. My high school had really long hallways and way down at the end I see this big kid with a foot ball jersey...he had to have been a senior. Anyway, as he…

Her eyebrow raise is a real life goal of mine.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Or get fired. How about they fire her. I like the firing her option.

THIS.

i told FightingPolish this story the other day, but i work for a company that prints and ships paper products, and someone in our work chat said ‘shipping’ and MY first thought was ‘oooh what fandom?!’.

Have they tried turning it off then back on?

She tweeted about being at his house and knowing him personally and he’d never tried anything like that with her.

Worried ... Or that your male partners would be intimidated by your vibrator usage?

Well in that case.... : )

There’s a specialist steak restaurant here (Melbourne, Australia) that takes exactly that approach. They don’t even ask you how you want it done, the chef cooks it as he thinks appropriate, & you eat it or fuck off.

I feel like this was probably rumspringa for service dogs: he was taking his last chance to misbehave before commiting to a life of caring service and dignified sacrifice to help those in need.

They’re both terrible decisions. I give the edge to medium venison guy. Putting salt and pepper on it IN FRONT OF THE CHEF? That is so so bad. It’s not even the way it was ordered that is the worst part. Salting and peppering something without even tasting it is insulting, much less covering the damned thing. My drunk…