Like 50 years of civil rights and anti-discrimination legislation. Where have you been?

I do sort of feel for the bakers. I mean, after all we all know that the original translation of Mark 6:41 reads:

Whatever. Berwyn supplies my fair city with delicious bread.

Wait, wait wait. Someone from *Berwyn* is worried about how the outside world sees it? You mean this place?

It doesn’t seem like they trained them at all. I can do trick work with whips(from my rodeo days), and it is really not that hard to teach someone how to properly hold a whip and do basic swipes with it. Most people can learn how to properly crack a whip/hit a target with relative ease.

I’ve had a couple ultrasounds done by women who had clearly never had one done to them. One kept trying to press the wand into my chode/ass and got pissy when I said “ow! That’s not it. Up one more!”

Are you actually making the argument that a woman in an evening gown and flat shoes is roughly equivalent to a sloppy man in board shorts and a muscle tank? Because if so, then you need to go back to the drawing board and find a new thought.

Because sushi is better than wearing high heels.

Yep. They were swinging whips and spearing an immobile man in the head while in the desert but when faced with two knights they just flapped around and threw frantic glances at each other. If the shoe fits and all that...

Question: why didn’t Loras just raise an eyebrow and say, “of course he’s seen my birthmark. He’s my squire. He helps me suit up, you morons”?

Yeah. I liked Tommen, and now I just want him to go away. He is literally completely useless.

Yo.

boy oh boy have i been waiting for this all day

The only correct response to that is “Get. Out.”

For the record, I never would’ve taken Jolie up on her offer to try this diet had I known the degree to which it would affect her. I’m truly sorry for what she went through, but I’m glad she was willing to share the experience—it’s painful to read but important. And I want to thank her for the unflinching honesty.

“how am i supposed to eat my french fries?”

Hmm...that’s a good question. Persian is one cat language I don’t know. Or would it be Fursi? (I’ll show myself out)

On behalf of so many ladies, let me just be the one to say the obvious, “awww, damn it”

Christina Hendricks looks pretty amazing in this Los Angeles Confidential photo spread her entire history of being alive.

Holy crap, I can’t believe I forgot about Sean Connery! I was working for a Scottish National newspaper, and drew the short straw during the 1997 devolution election to interview Connery just after his beloved Scottish Nationalists had lost the first election. He usually gave them a million pounds a year, but that…