I went to school in South Bend. I get this.

I have a text from my husband that just says “did you steal all my boxers?” Because yes, I forgot the laundry.

Would be funny if it weren’t true

Robert Downey Jr. won’t let ScarJo, Chris Evans, and Chris Hemsworth into his squad.

Will & Kate are neck-and-neck with George & Amal for most boring celebrity couple.

Ohhhhhh shittttttttt! If the Kardashians have a male heir, Ramsay is no longer poised to inherit Winterfell. He’s gonna be pissed.

Maybe Tank and tonic. T and Tonic. T&T. T2?

Whoa.... soggy fries suck.

I could probably submit one of these about myself. Many years ago when Subway sandwich shops were rocketing to the top of the national consciousness with the “Subway diet” I stopped in one day to eat with my family. I was a teenager and was waiting behind my family not really paying attention until I got up to the…

I love this story because I’ve had almost the exact same experience with so many guys who are trying to impress me with their knowledge of booze complete with the whole “well little lady” bit. They were never that knowledgeable, and more often than not they were just completely wrong. Maybe next time they’ll not walk…

The Tito’s/Tanqueray thing reminds me of this time back in my mid-20s when I went to this party my then-roommate’s friends were throwing. I didn’t really know the people at this party, but there was free booze, so whatever. I’m making random small talk with this dude who, it became quickly apparent, was a total…

A judge has granted Brown a protective order for the next three years.

What? Only 7am? Your kitty must really love you.

Must support team Bat amongst all this cat and dog love.

It takes a manly man to cry . It takes an even manlier man to cry while covered in tiny tiny kittens* so you should get some kittens just in case.

From her expression and the position and curl of her front paws, I think she is purring and doing that happy-cat paw kneading thing.

BOOP!

egaaaad if this doesnt prove that kitties are people then i don't know ....(cryin myself to sleep)

Glad to know it’s not just me. Omega 3 is basically the only supplement I’ve ever taken with any kind of regularity, but I just can’t with the fish burps anymore. The day I burped while sitting at the dinner table and my cat came running to smell my breath is when I said “enough is enough” to Omega 3.

Oh, it’s still ongoing two years later! It turned into The Great Debate among the adults about whether they were formed that way by their creator or whether they once had tails but had evolved over time to their current form. Ultimately, it appears that we have decided to teach the controversy.