“Now, Duchess, we’re going to draw all over your bleeding vagina with a styptic pencil. That way your dress won’t get smudged. This might sting a little.”

#NotAllSecludedAreas

Them: “I’m going to kill myself if you don’t X!”

It’s more about preserving the president’s life work and documents, but I believe former-presidents get a considerable amount of say in the building itself, so I wouldn’t be surprised if that included slipping in their favorite volumes. *grin*

It’s also a very serial killer name. *shiver*

I would have squeed so hard at that gift. *sigh*

...fuck.

Then it’s extremely good that you’re not a cop.

I think it’s riffing off a judge performing a marriage, but if not I totes agree with you. ‘Cause, DAMN.

Jeez. Is your boss paranoid much?? Who has that much time to spend checking up on employees?

And WHY didn’t they go to church? [Hint: it’s so they could be there to serve the holier than thou, stingy asshats who did...] *siiiiiiigh*

*grin* No problem.

I think that can be summed up by matters of degree—how egregious is the action and how much impact will it have. If something effects an industry that in turn effects real-life things in many people (the airline stuff) then it’s a large social wrong. If something effects virtually nothing (because anyone can play a…

I don’t specifically know the review case, but I know that there’s a contingent of people who take their video games Very Seriously, and a completely different contingent that thinks the first contingent should get the heck over themselves...

I’m fully team family on the good majority of these, but I don’t think there’s any crematorium anywhere ever that lets you push the button. They should not have been behind the scenes at all, let alone in close proximity to the furnaces.

If the game reviewer reviews their partners games, then it is. If they do not, then it’s not. The conflict/ethics violation comes when one person shows obvious favoritism which then results in material gain.

In the lobbyist case, if her firm gives his campaign money and he does her lobby favors, then there’s a…

People who are smokin’ or about to be smokin’ do a lot of stupid shit. That, and the fact that they always seem massively fascinated with how stoned they are, makes them hilarious.

Hey, Madge, sexual assault is not cool yo.

More like she won’t wear a strapon. You know he’s a bottom.

He’s a literal offshoot of Satan, who, as a (fallen) angel, is immortal.