So...how does it work? [j/k obvs]

Shut your whore mouth. Ban even thoughts of kissing. You can sin in your thoughts, too, you know.

I have those modes. I feel you.

Why is it "so sensitive" to cry when a stranger who may or may not have power over your job goes on a massive and unprovoked personal attack? I rather think we should laud the restraint shown by so many of the servers...

Me: I'm having such a crappy d...OH MY GOD IT'S TIME FOR BCO!

Ooooookay...*rolls eyes*

Onan, and Sodom and Gomorrah, I believe is what the commenter is referring to. Whether or not those are actually mentions of homosexual behavior (as opposed to wasting productive semen and general licentiousness and merrymaking, respectively) is something debated by people with much more time on their hands.

Somewhere there sits a thesaurus smoldering and sending this dude resentful looks.

That's grounds for divorce, right there, because obviously you married a chimpanzee, not an adult human male.

A friend of mine: I bought her a long island...I don't know why she was so wasted...
Me: Dude. That's like five shots of alcohol, if it's made properly. For fucks sake.

Well, I think we should raise less body-conscious people, and instead emphasize the integrity and strength of their minds and non-sex-related morals. But that's just me.

So...let's see how we could change that and erase all the sexist moralizing, shall we?

As one who looks harmless but can be scary, I would like to shake your MOH's hand. *evil grin*

Anyone who photographs me while I'm sleeping is getting my boot in their ass on their way out the door, because THAT SHIT IS NOT COOL. Nope. Nooooo no nope. Uh-uh.

It's considerably easier, cheaper, and arguably more romantic to just buy yourself cake.

*grin* Oh, yes, fuck them indeed. I still laugh at how they think I "used" him, and how they never wanted us married, but us getting divorced was absolutely the biggest insult ever. Luckily, he and I stayed friends, and I no longer have to suffer through holidays with them.

She had a good sense of humor about it. The rest of the family still loathes me.

My ex-husband and his family "forgot" to mention that a relative who went by "Pat" was female. Yup, I addressed it to Mr. Pat Grissom. Because this is something that my ex overlooked and his family was just nasty enough at me to neglect to fix.

Ice hockey as opposed to street hockey. Tuna fish (sandwich or salad) as opposed to whitefish (sandwich).

The hashtag she started, that has a UN backed movement around it to help women by engaging men in feminism, and that is on his cufflinks that she was writing about in her note? Yep. Sure did...