I’m fully team family on the good majority of these, but I don’t think there’s any crematorium anywhere ever that lets you push the button. They should not have been behind the scenes at all, let alone in close proximity to the furnaces.

If the game reviewer reviews their partners games, then it is. If they do not, then it’s not. The conflict/ethics violation comes when one person shows obvious favoritism which then results in material gain.

In the lobbyist case, if her firm gives his campaign money and he does her lobby favors, then there’s a…

People who are smokin’ or about to be smokin’ do a lot of stupid shit. That, and the fact that they always seem massively fascinated with how stoned they are, makes them hilarious.

Hey, Madge, sexual assault is not cool yo.

More like she won’t wear a strapon. You know he’s a bottom.

He’s a literal offshoot of Satan, who, as a (fallen) angel, is immortal.

So...how does it work? [j/k obvs]

Shut your whore mouth. Ban even thoughts of kissing. You can sin in your thoughts, too, you know.

I have those modes. I feel you.

Why is it "so sensitive" to cry when a stranger who may or may not have power over your job goes on a massive and unprovoked personal attack? I rather think we should laud the restraint shown by so many of the servers...

Me: I'm having such a crappy d...OH MY GOD IT'S TIME FOR BCO!

Ooooookay...*rolls eyes*

Onan, and Sodom and Gomorrah, I believe is what the commenter is referring to. Whether or not those are actually mentions of homosexual behavior (as opposed to wasting productive semen and general licentiousness and merrymaking, respectively) is something debated by people with much more time on their hands.

Somewhere there sits a thesaurus smoldering and sending this dude resentful looks.

That's grounds for divorce, right there, because obviously you married a chimpanzee, not an adult human male.

A friend of mine: I bought her a long island...I don't know why she was so wasted...
Me: Dude. That's like five shots of alcohol, if it's made properly. For fucks sake.

Well, I think we should raise less body-conscious people, and instead emphasize the integrity and strength of their minds and non-sex-related morals. But that's just me.

So...let's see how we could change that and erase all the sexist moralizing, shall we?

As one who looks harmless but can be scary, I would like to shake your MOH's hand. *evil grin*

Anyone who photographs me while I'm sleeping is getting my boot in their ass on their way out the door, because THAT SHIT IS NOT COOL. Nope. Nooooo no nope. Uh-uh.