It's considerably easier, cheaper, and arguably more romantic to just buy yourself cake.

*grin* Oh, yes, fuck them indeed. I still laugh at how they think I "used" him, and how they never wanted us married, but us getting divorced was absolutely the biggest insult ever. Luckily, he and I stayed friends, and I no longer have to suffer through holidays with them.

She had a good sense of humor about it. The rest of the family still loathes me.

My ex-husband and his family "forgot" to mention that a relative who went by "Pat" was female. Yup, I addressed it to Mr. Pat Grissom. Because this is something that my ex overlooked and his family was just nasty enough at me to neglect to fix.

Ice hockey as opposed to street hockey. Tuna fish (sandwich or salad) as opposed to whitefish (sandwich).

The hashtag she started, that has a UN backed movement around it to help women by engaging men in feminism, and that is on his cufflinks that she was writing about in her note? Yep. Sure did...

Do the sex right, and s/he will not give a shit about any lighting.

She and Ron destroyed the cup horcrux with the basilisk fang during the final battle.

No worries, and more power to you. I have about six hours to read 400 pages. I wish I were drunk.

Sam is the director, not an actor in the movie, and quite rich and famous already. She doesn't need to do this.

Customer: I'm looking for a book.
Me: ...you're going to have to give me a bit more information than that.
Them: It has a blue cover.
Me, thinking: ...are you fucking with me? Please, please just be fucking with me.
Me, saying: Do you know the author?
Them: Nope.
Me: Then I'm sorry, I can't really help you.
Them:…

Iiiiiiinteresting. I did not know that.

Yup. For me, it was a gradual escalation that then got substantially worse very quickly. One day it left red marks or hives, the next—suppurating blisters like poison ivy. I stopped eating bananas when they started to blister my gums.

I am ashamed to say that I got that: It's Kermit sipping tea, like in the "But that's none of my business" meme.

*Not* a random thing to be allergic to. Are you also allergic to latex? Avocados have latex in them. Also bananas. And a few other fruits, but avocados and bananas are the biggest offenders.

I needed this so hard today.

In this case he makes a great, big, sexy deal out of pulling the tampon out of her. I threw up a bit just typing that.

Nope, he's actually a ginger. All brunettedness is dye.

Tell her it's this one! http://www.amazon.com/Mr-Penumbras-2…

This needs more stars.