Nope. In America, at any rate, cafe latte's are made with espresso, whereas coffee is just...filter coffee, no special bean or brewing type. Espresso is pressurized during brewing, meaning you get a stronger brew with less water. Coffee uses a lot more water. If you make a "coffee" latte, it will taste much MUCH…

The sex must have been incredible. That's the only thing I could even partially understand.

I really want to see a different ending to this scenario, where the writer and her friend put money in the waitress' hand, pick up their food, and leave asshat to eat by himself because they're out of there. Ugggggggh.

Hmm...you know, until your comment I hadn't realized that she's been keeping a low profile the last few weeks. The results of her ignorant scare-mongering are occurring, and she's not said boo... Makes one think.

^^^THIS. All the stars to you!

Hilary can open her mouth to speak without tripping and falling over the basic forms of the English language. I admit, I am biased toward literate candidates.

Yes, but will Hillary be able to refrain from eye-rolling? I know I'm not that strong... It could have a serious effect on the outcome of the debate.

Makes me wish someone would take words out of her mouth. I think. The metaphor is so destroyed at this point, I'm honestly not sure about anything except my deep, deep desire for her to stop talking.

Nope. Plastic bags, on the other hand... *dies laughing*

I so do know. I blister almost immediately from latex, but it didn't start out that way. So, from one po' person to another, take care of you, 'k? *grin*

Are you also allergic to latex? Both bananas and avocados have naturally occurring latex. Luckily for me my avocado allergy is mild (unlike demonic bananas, which I can't even look at...) because I love me some sushi, and guac.

I have great friends. I'm all "If I eat bananas, it's like eating poison ivy," and they're all, "okay, that's cool, here's something that has no bananas in it."

A proper and proportionate response to that is "show up here, and you'll be greeted by the police." Must confess, though, I've seriously considered faking my death a time or two. Unfortunately, most of them knew my parents. *sigh*

...where are you that this happens often? Because I want to stay the hell away from there...

Especially because if you're polite, restaurants bend over backwards to help with allergies. My dad is allergic to onions. We've never once had a problem, even though onions are in virtually everything.

The...editors note that references a completely made up joke condition? As a joke? Because it's a funny explanation of something completely ludicrous? Were we reading the same story?

Nope, five feet even, and mellow as fuck on pot. Damn.

I believe you may have gone to high school with one of my ex-boyfriends. Everything he ever told me was a lie, including his name.

They do have multiethnic options. Just to clarify. ;)

How horrid, and insulting. And yet, brunch money. *grin*