Snakes are not great at going backward, but they can. Think of it this way: a snake is about 2/3 rib cage, and the ribs are very flexible. Shaped like this (^) with the spine at the top and the ribs to the sides, their rib cage can flex in multiple directions, including in toward the body, or, supporting the…

Or with a Taco Bell menu, but I get your point.

Spirulina is algae.

It's pretty much like the mind of a cat; they want to be wherever you do not want them to be.

Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and the sheep in the barn. That's awful.

That is one magnificent horror movie shiner!

That's...horrific. My jaw has dropped, and I'm cringing in sympathy. Oh gods and little fishes.

Nah, Kanye always looks like that.

Snakes breathe only about 1-3 times a minute. Probably, there was enough air in the pipe.

Ohhhh, I doubt very much that it was stuck...

Even seemingly large snakes can get through practically miniscule holes. My baby, a king snake about as big around as a half dollar, got out a hole in his carrying bag that was about the size of a nickel. The More You Know (tm)

Now that is a win/win if I ever heard one.

While I agree with you, I must point out two things: I'm two colleges past that one at the moment, so it no longer applies to me. Also, how many college age kids do you know with that amount of foresight?

I'm sure it is. They pride themselves on being the very minimum the law requires.

Well...yes, and no. On the campus of my alma mater, all 911 calls were re-routed to the campus police who were, quite frankly, as useful as an asshole on an elbow. In order to call the police, someone would have to either find the police non-emergency number, a difficult task even when not traumatized, or leave…

Noooooooo...

I'm so glad you didn't end up as a skin-suit. *hugs*

I don't toke, but I may start just to add one more reason to be disqualified from this fucking guy.

<3 This gif is EVERYTHING.

Imagine having to tell people about your unique condition? "I have maple syrup urine disease." "What? No you don't, you made that shit up." "No, seriously..."