“I’ll allow it”

I 100% don’t get the snark. Life can be lonely AF and not all of us like being glued to our Laptops commenting on Jezebel all day eating cheese and intermitenly checking out cats on Neko Atsume. Community living is great but hard to carry out in cities, as long as the price is reasonable this is a fab alternative

My first thought, actually.

I looove Torres but even she couldn’t save that awful season.

Bad? Sure. Any more awful than your average college athlete rapist? Probably not. This is Yale, so more likely he raped the wrong senator or CEO’s daughter.

“Both of these artists remain insufferable.”

I'm stoked for them to address the fact that Dean was the worrrrrrrrrrst.

I have to admit, I’m not sure I totally get this one. Rihanna surely can do much better.

Okay I have nothing bad to say about this Tweet Beat. WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO HATE HERE?! My love for Ice T and Coco goes on and on. And Tig Notaro, I like the cut of your jib.

Thank you. I thought I was he only one bothered by this. No one else seems to mind, apparently. I can’t say I care for Mrs Tolentino’s writing, it’s too “agressively millennial” for my taste. Her stubborn refusal to not use any kind of punctuation or capitalization in her comments also rubs me the wrong way. I…

i do not understand the use of the word ‘fam’ here, can someone explain? why are there no verbs?

RIP ANYA

You can normally tell it is dirtbag if the names of people are bolded. How I do it!

Can I ask Jezebel a favor? Could the fact that dirt bags are dirt bags be explicit in the home page? For example, I don’t give two shits about B. Gainville but I love reading dirt bag, but sometimes I miss some because the lead story doesn’t interest me. Is this a thing that could happen? Thanks I love you Jezzie.

The phrase “eat a cheeseburger” is so incredibly obnoxious and body-shame-y. She’s naturally very thin, always has been, probably always will be. There are things that can rightfully said about her as far as her opinions and actions, but I don't understand why her body always has to be brought into it.

Saudi Arabia is a horrible, autocratic, misogynistic, and anti-Western country that every president since Eisenhower has sucked up to for reasons of oil diplomacy and realpolitik. It may be that the next president will have marginally more freedom to influence Saudi policy because of the falling price of oil and…

Spice Girls. No question. Spice up your life.

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