Serial monogamy and prostitution are the only choices. Everyone knows that. Even JLo.

I can't imagine what she sees in him. She's so funny and talented and cool whereas he makes boring sappy music and married Goop. But let she who has never dated an insufferable tool cast the first stone.

My love for Jennifer Lawrence is fastly declining due to this ungodly union. I guess she has a thing for v. "meh" Englishmen.

Is it news? Yes, definitely. We don't stop blogging about other things going on in the world just because something else is happening that we think is "worse". I write a lot about social media and its misuses/abuses (and its power) so it's definitely something I wanted to share with readers. Police abusing power is…

I just mentally inserted myself into that Kim Gordon photo.

Worst part of Lewak's awful musings:

She was 2o the first time she got cat-called? Where'd she grow up, an island with no straight men in it?

I say "Joefia." But you can say Mangangara.

Rick Perry: too dumb to know he's too dumb to run for President again.

THIS IS A DELIGHT

"What if you moved out? What would that be like." Die laughing.

"This time, I spray-painted it orange and called it 'Boehner in a box.'"

"That's not why she was incarcerated!"

A similar thing happened to a friend of mine. She was incarcerated for methamphetamine possession. While incarcerated she got into a bad scrap and had to have dental surgery because her teeth were so rotten. Her correctional officer a Mr. Healy was a real jerk and wrote in her case that she had "meth mouth". She's…

I have a tattoo of Larry David. It's his head on an ant body. I call it "Larry David the piss ant".

Don't hurt em with that logic.

Since when does being famous mean you give up freedom of speech?

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how much it must suck to be Justin Bieber? To wake up every day as a 20-year-old person who knows that you are famous for a song like "Baby", to know that the entire world (except for maybe a handful of 12-year-old girls) perceives you to be an entitled little shitbag, and…

I really thought nothing could ever top that Kiefer Sutherland/Freddie Prinze Jr. Feud. But this. OMG THIS.

She took obnoxious to a whole new level.