Neither are you.

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

CPS should be called on her parent's inability to shoot a video properly.

"I liked that Mommy!" Badass!

Is it just me, or is Weird Al the thing that is making this week almost somewhat bearable?

#NotAllSlenderMen

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.

Exactly. Thank you.

This interview has not changed my overwhelming meh for him. Even when he got wasted and broke his ankle breaking into his own apartment, I'm sure he did it as boringly as possible.

Resting bitch face is real.

You are so boring.

that was a confirmation that love is dead......

1. Less Piper.

My number for when boyonfire is home vs when I'm alone vary drastically.

"I think that....that doesn't matter, you know? How you mean things doesn't matter."

Speaking of getting naked, why didn't Dany tell Missandei that she and Grey Worm can do things that don't involve his dick (or lack thereof)? USE YOUR MOUTHS, DUMMIES.

Wait? Helen Mirren and Liam Neeson...how did I not know this? That's gotta be like the highest level of badassery available for one couple, right?

No Dave Grohl = All Credibility Lost