Fuck Bey, marry RiRi (obvs), kill Nicki.

chrissy tiegen is surprisingly hilarious.

"Moaning quietly into a napkin about clocks?"

Katy Perry can do no wrong (well... except for shitty music, but they're both guilty of that). Team Katy. Also, Taylor can't take a joke (RE: Amy & Tina).

I'm glad that shitty, shitty movie made someone do something productive.

she is soooooo pretty i want to cut her face and put it on top of mine.

You know 14 YEAR OLDS who know who Bowie IS?????

Flight of the Conchords, vampires, and balkan punk music are literally my three favorite things, I'm hyperventilating.

a sea of white clad in oversized blue.

Real-NESS

All I have to say is: the lighting is terrible, Jen. Do you not have a DP friend? You work at the movies, girl.

i am extremely homosexual. i showed no restraint today when i heard about jennifer lawrence's pictures, tho.

I was in jail for 12 hours in Barcelona, high on MDMA. They wanted to take my nipple piercing away (that I had gotten that exact same day) but I convinced them not to when they strip searched me.

"I can honestly say I will always stand up to someone who thinks they can get away with this behaviour. I'd take a punch again from this loser or any other loser who thinks it's OK to treat women like this."

I LOVE KRISTEN STEWART. And I don't think she's a bad actress, I think she's had shit directors.

Lizzy Caplan, Kate Mara, and Lena Heady: I can't with you or the fact that not one of you is my girlfriend. Also, Samira Wiley.

I feel really bad for Scott.

you mean i'm projecting unexisting coolness onto her because i find her attractive????????

That's what kills me! Maybe he's a nice guy (I wouln't know because his face is so uninteresting I lose consciousness when I see him), but his music is AWFUL. The only good album that band ever did was their first. Everything else is truly souless shit.

My love for Jennifer Lawrence is fastly declining due to this ungodly union. I guess she has a thing for v. "meh" Englishmen.