euhg, kevin hart

That freaking baby has more eyebrow game than me.

WHO receives catcalls like "You're beautiful"? Where I'm from it's usually like "let me suck your cunt" or "I'd cum all over your face." Don't tell me not to be annoyed by that, white lady who lives in NYC and got her first catcall at 20 years old.

suena a porno japonés.

Please no. "Verga" is a very nasty way to refer to a penis around my part of the world.

I am more upset about this than I should be.

i would seriously consider getting a new sister.

wiz khalifa be speaking that truth. but try flying coach while long-legged, wiz... that is true hell.

LeAnn Rimes is *the* most annoying "celebrity". The shit she says is not even ignorant-yet-funny (like Bieber's vocal acrobatics in that deposition video), just plain stupid.

i will def see this movie, i will def not pay to see it.

re: that indian businessman's solid gold shirt:
That is the fugliest shirt I've ever seen. It's boxy and it's not even shiny.

Ok I meant to say Buffy reboot supervised by Joss, and the original team, written by team of cool lady writers, with better special effects. And maybe not a reboot, maybe a post-Sunnydale-skining-into-the-ground movie. Ignore the comics.

BUFFY REBOOT PLS.

Wow that was... a huge disappointment. What a shitty video for this song/Janelle in general.

TL;DR: No.

It kind of makes me a terrible person, but I delight to no extent reading about Justin Bieber's being a shitty human with a shitty life.

how'd you know?

oh no! Idol falling, falling hard! it's ok, I just tweeted at him to stop talking because he's an old white dude, I'm sure he'll listen.

your grammar suggests otherwise, bruh

you could not pay me to see this movie. i'm pretty sure woody allen is two people: a good twin that makes good and okay movies (blue jasmine, midnight in paris, the one with rachel evan wood bisexual), and an evil twin that makes movies like the one with rome, scoop, and this one, apparently.

or split personality.