They tried the Office without Steve Carell. It sucked. So maybe don’t try it again?

George Lucas: “I’d like to revisit that scene in future. The digital technology we have is just not up to rendering an accurate Ted Cruz face. I kept saying, ‘waxier, more shapeless’, but in the end it always looked too much like a person. Maybe one day.”

That thing was really, really terrible. The least they could have done was obscure the doll’s face so it wouldn’t be quite so obvious.

So if Margaret marries Mr. Willoughby, would she become Margaret Cho?

“Jamie fanboy and conveniently powerful British Royal Army officer.”

I think this was one of the worst episodes of the series to date. The climax of the season was completely rushed and then.... that eternally uncomfortable sex scene felt like I was watching which didn’t track well with the episode at all.

“And look, it’s a great sex scene...”

Your attempt to shame someone for pointing out problematic white savior-ism and racism why displaying your own racism is the true bad look here.

Whiny unfunny comments lamenting/mocking ‘PC culture’? Something tells me you already fit in just fine at the Kinja-era AVClub.

Yeah, you just contradicted yourself there, broseph. If women aggressively throw themselves at rich assholes, why would rich assholes ever need to aggressively go after women?

If someone pulls a gun on me and demands my wallet I’m going to let them take it, but that doesn’t mean I consented to the situation.

Nah, at no point in his boasting does he discuss women’s attraction to him. Immediately before the “You can do anything” quote, he saw the pretty woman he was about to meet for the first time and talked about how it is likely he will start kissing her. “I’ve got to use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her.…

How about the “Just kiss. I don’t even wait” part?

Could be he just went for it (he did say he can’t help himself) and they didn’t stop him because they were scared. Given he’s a rotting old sack of flab and grease, I’d say this is more likely than the women welcoming it.

Can you make sure to wear a flashing light or something so people know not to get within arms’ reach of you and your creative definition of implied consent?

Nothing else out of Trump’s gross, lipless, lamprey-like mouth has ever been remotely truthful, so why would you buy this?

It is not at all a stretch to call what Trump described himself doing as sexual assault. Trump may certainly think “they wanted it”, but the law doesn’t let him assume that. It has to be objectively reasonable to believe there’s consent, if not an outright explicit communication of consent. If what Trump thought they…

The why is easy. Bush will confirm it was Trump speaking on the Access Hollywood tape. Trump has decided to start denying it was him. I knew someone would call upon Bush to say it was Trump and it wasn’t altered. Smart move by Colbert.

Also, they should NOT have gotten rid of Peter. He was by far the funniest character.