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“It never fails to amaze me how Ivanka Trump comports herself like she’s the spunky princess of some beloved royal family.” wrote someone astutely on Twitter whose name I wish I could remember, during the Winter Olympics, accompanied by a picture of Ivanka wearing a gold medal for some reason with a big toothy fake lau

I assume Nacho and Kim are going to ride off into the sunset together.

I think about this everyday. On the outside I am a fairly successful attorney/writer working in nonprofit in DC. I volunteer, I went to law school as a second career late in life. I travel extensively and I’m a photographer who takes pretty good wildlife shots.

John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

A predecessor is somebody who comes before. A successor is somebody who comes after.

“Megan Fox being successfully folded into the cast”

Honestly I tend to lump “disruptive children” in as being the parents’ bad behaviour. Kids are naturally loud and curious and have a lot of energy, and that’s fine! But you teach them to respect other people’s space and find appropriate ways to express themselves. You don’t sit back and assume society is gonna babysit

Frankly, retail jobs should be a rite of passage that even the most privileged of children get put through. Then maybe we’d have a better customer culture.

As a parent, I can tell you with 100% assurance...my wife and I do everything we can to keep our kids from disrupting other diners when we go out.

I agree completely (I did 10+ years in retail, too). That said, it’s not my fault they didn’t read the sign. People always make that complaint: “Well you should have a sign!”, but they don’t read the signs that are posted. That’s not my problem. If you didn’t read it, too bad. It wasn’t posted because I was bored one

I haven’t seen Handmaid’s Tale but was just googling pics and... is it a “low blow” to say that someone looks like someone else? Like, if the joke were “you look like Jabba the Hutt” I’d get it, but... Ann Dowd is also a person, and not an ugly one (to the extent that even matters here)! The whole point of the joke

According to Amazon, the price increase simply reflects what it sees as a widening of the services being offered by Prime, including access to Prime Music and Prime Books.

“He also asked Comey to explain the assertion he made to George Stephanopoulos that impeaching Trump’s (alleged) Russian-colluding ass isn’t the way to go. Comey again, stated that were Trump (who he compared to a mob boss in both leadership style and bottomless, egomaniacal emptiness) to be impeached, it would rob

“Most people mistrust men with horns.”

The myriad of articles she’s written about him make it clear that primary reason she thinks he’s her true love is that he’s the person she’s dating, right now.

...don’t have to be in my thirties to know what true love feels like...

A line from her post “To those who think I am too young for marriage”:

“You may have given birth to his children, but he discreetly paid for my abortion”

And the follow up to that, “You may be the secretary he’s sleeping with when he tells his first wife he’s working late, but I’m the head sister wife at his compound in Southern Utah.”

I’m looking forward to the follow up, “You may have worn the wedding dress, but I’m the secretary he’s sleeping with when he tells you he’s working late.”