Even her nipple is more talented than us. GOOD GOD, FEY!

He looks like Pat Heely from "There's Something About Mary". Those fucking teeth, my god!

OK, not to be a dick, but he looks...chromosomal. Like Marfan's or Treacher-Collins..... maybe he doesn't but his parents do?

My doorman will still side eye me if I buy any of this stuff, though.

My hand found its way to his heart and stayed there all the way through second base.

Ironically, that facial hair also makes him look like a pentecostal youth pastor.

“Sometimes, I’m in my head, but tonight all I’ve thought about is the task at hand. This is what it must feel like to meditate.”

So, Julia is the name of her Inner Goddess, right?

You left out the part where she gets upset that the old crush didn't take her up on her offer to sit with her in coach class (because she doesn't understand how airline tickets work, evidently?) so she goes to the bathroom to give herself a plane facial and masturbate to his rejection. It's badly written, but she…

He reminds me a bit (enough to make me feel more creepy) of an ex. The one who told me that I didn't know myself as well as he knew himself. Well enough to know that he maybe wanted to have sex with men but didn't want to talk about it...yet.

He's a racist, a fuckwit, AND here's this delightful tidbit - his "Girlfriend of Eleven Years" has a restraining order against him.

HOLY CHRIST that is amazing.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS TEETH

Is that him? cause if so...oooohh my.

Not decent looking is nice of you, but here is my big problem. Mr. "I want a skinny and or athletic looking woman" is overweight. And you know when it's ok to make fun of someone for being overweight? When they say they'll only date someone who isn't. Fuck off.

Well fuck, the website won't load. I think we gave it a Jezebel hug.

So...he's a racist. That pretty much just ends it for me, period. All the other stuff is just shitty icing on the racist cake.

I would not date him in a box, I would not date him as a fox.

"and requested all party guests to buy forty for $1,200."

nothing else to add.