at my sister's wedding, they had their youth paster-turned-weird-breakaway-church-faction-leader officiate. during the actual ceremony, in front of everyone, the pastor turned to my brother in law and said 'let me get real with you' and proceeded to tell him how as soon as they get married, my sister would be his…

i know many of the lady feminists in these parts of the internet - myself included - feel the same way about other types of oppression where we're not the oppressed. like, i really care about people of colour and i spend a lot of time trying to educate myself on issues that affect racism and how systems of bigotry…

the more kids i invite, the less adults i can invite. and since i like adults more than kids, this riddle solves itself.

most of us don't have the objective distance to know how attractive we really are. we live in the same bodies, growing and changing and aging - we don't get a baseline to measure against. and hoffman gets it all dumped on him the second he looks in the mirror.

i mean, i only know like 10 people irl so those numbers are probably skewed.

but its the most mundane things that get ya. on my first vacation, mexico when i was 20, an older woman broke her ankle getting out of one of these buggy things that drove you between sections of the resort. bet she was ril glad to have insurance. most recently, another person broke their leg on the ramp thing that…

srsly. girl, it's time to tour on your hits and dedicate your time to looking pretty and spreading your wealth to those who could use it. arenas will sell themselves out until you die on that recipe.

anecdotal, sure, but i've never known a single fellow canadian to not buy travel insurance. we know how frigged up things can get elsewhere. my boy is going to california for exactly 3 days and has already purchased the insurance for it.

seriously. if my boyfriend stopped looking at religious sites.... cool? i didn't know you were into religious stuff? but if he stopped looking at sports sites, i'd be concerned.

religion is the only thing that triggers me. and it's not because christianity was terrible, it was because it gave cruel people license to act. i miss singing about love and hope with crowds of people who feel the same. i don't miss people telling teenage me that my gay friend is going to hell and i should stop…

world cup finals were on my birthday and i was at a wedding. i was drunk enough for the entire country.

wow i'd be a shitty wife.

yeah, you don't want to rush the end of the honeymoon stage but needs are needs. maybe year 1 or 2 will be satin pillowcases and then you can introduce your sleep chapeau. i don't think it would be any different than like 4 months in when you bring out that huge t-shirt you like to sleep in rather than sleeping nude…

professional women + feminists = ultimate respect for the girl code. shit would have to get bad before either of these women to engage.

ha, i had a friend in university and we had a lot of sleepovers. after maybe our 10th sleepover, she pulled her wrap out from under her pillow and confessed her secret to me, that she couldn't go on sleeping without setting her hair for the night. she was my first very close black friend and i honestly had no idea but…

i could not have made it through my breakup without my cat. there was no question about it... during the Great Dividing of Things, my ex asked me where i'd be putting her litterbox in my new place and that was that.

just an fyi, if you haven't looked into it... depending on your local bylaws, it can actually be against landlord/tenant agreements to bar someone from having a pet. they can say no pets and they can put it in your contract, but its often not enforceable outside of cases when the pet is demonstrably ruining property…

i don't know, i'm kinda fat and i didn't experience any trauma in my youth.

'ya, ya, oh ya baby'...

just don't talk. i basically space out as soon as it starts feeling ril good so what does it even matter.