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Dear David Spade,

The treatment stars get from the papparazi is shameful and we, as consumers, have created it. Magazines would not pay thousands upon thousands of dollars for pictures of celebrities children if it didn't sell like gangbusters. Don't buy gossip rags and don't give hits to places like TMZ. No one deserves that kind of

Oh, James Marsden. Gorgeous and goofy at the same time. My ovaries melt at the sight of him.

Welcome to the over 30 Mohawk club.

I cut my hair when the moment strikes me. When I'm drunk, usually. That's always a good moment. Gave myself a mohawk on my birthday last week, as a little fuck you from myself and my Vodka to all the bullshit about getting closer to 40. Cutting my own hair is cathartic sometimes. And shaving your head is a fucking

That's sweet. My fiance tells me "Come bring those fancy 'tocks over this way."

What's so depressing about this is that even a smart, self-possessed, thoughtful woman like Tress ended up married to someone so cruel and shallow, someone who thinks it's alright to tell his wife she isn't pretty enough for him.

Sometimes I think it's not so much You're Not Pretty Enough as much as it's You're Just a Big Asshole.

That asshole said "you're not pretty enough"?!?

Patriarchy? Are you listening? Good. The end times, they are a comin' for you, and there is nothing you can do about it. Once all women know that they judge their own self worth, and do not have to subject themselves to your "enough," then ho boy, is shit going to hit the fan. The power you will have to make women

I'm always pretty amazed to see what teens google. (I clear browser histories as a volunteer at the library.) "Why are my friends mean to me?" "How do I make friends?" It makes me want to give them all hugs, except the one 13 yo who has set up a ridiculous fake profile on a dating site, and just looks at pictures of

Actually, it's in the queue for 6pm. Yes, should've been done sooner, you're right.

I smiled and thought of you when I saw the headline.

I think I'm grateful I don't hang out with any white people like this.

B-b-but my rights as a white person.

Other topics likely to come up at said barbecue once White People feel it's ok to talk about race:

Programs that benefit us are good government. Programs that benefit them are socialism.

I hope Fisher's image is used in every "white people being stupid about affirmative action" article ever.