"...planning on using to inscribe upon a clay tablet a record of the strange mating habits of the college-aged millennial."

As someone young enough to participate in "hookup culture" but who has been married since before Facebook was a thing, I'm really disappointed it's not real. I've been living vicariously through my fellow millennials who did not marry as young as I did. :)

"Taking a walk in the bone yard" is great, and I have not heard it. My favorite is "Bone City, you're the mayor.".

Go on with your edgy self, "rebelle fleur..."

My dad would smack me upside the head if I was advertising the no good I was up to. He was the one that taught me you only do ONE illegal thing at a time. You start doing two or three and you are bound to get popped.

Yeah, that doesn't make you a target for cops at all. Kind of like when I had that "Legalize it!" bumper sticker right after college and got pulled over, like, five times in one single month. I guess when you're Rihanna, though... you get away with shit?

Wow, edgy! Lol.

So there's a retread/2nd marriage joke in here somewhere. But really, I love this post, because I'm now being super efficient with my time and googling stupid wedding cakes.

Word of caution about black fondant.

Wait, someone actually intended to buy the tire-shaped tar cake on the left? And I'm supposed to be surprised that same person used their acute wisdom to try to sell a slightly lighter tar cake on the internet?

This is so sad because the original butt plug concept was so gorgeous.

How about this one from Zara? Not the same thing, but it's a wool coat with a vibrant pattern. And it's available for purchase.

IMO (Kyuquot-Checleset woman here) Pendleton is a totally acceptable way to appreciate Native patterns. What's not okay is using things without finding out whether a crest or pattern belongs to a specific family or has to be earned a specific way.

Yeah, it was everyone. The wimmins were on page three, which contained cup sizes. Seems like an accident on his part. The real people to be punished are the immature assholes who are bringing it up.

I'm super pissed this isn't my real name.

Commander Love.

I think it's the difference between filming a marriage proposal and disseminating it on YouTube (which a lot of people do) and putting an engagement announcement in the paper. The former records an intimate moment that some people believe is better kept private. The latter is a formal announcement. Also, I've never…

1. Everyone is becoming increasingly self-centred and attention seeking, and this sort of thing is perpetuating that.

It can be both, Missy Pants! GAH! [storms off]

I texted my mom a pic of the test and that was that. She called, was excited, and has called or texted every single day since then (I am 19 weeks now) "to see how I'm feeling" lol. (Aw, mom.)