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You probably didn't stab anyone or steal any candy from any babies... If that's not good, I don't know what it.

You always know how to cheer me up. Really tho, how did it take so long for someone to market this?

in canada, you can either do the marriage license government hoopla or you can announce your banns. usually it's just religious people who do the bans thing since god>government, but the rest of us would rather just sign paperwork and be done with it.

i once said 'dildo' within earshot of my french teacher in grade 7. they called my parents. i actually grew up in a fairly sex positive household and only kind of knew what the word meant, so id din't realize it was inappropriate.

not sure if 'going through security to board a flight' is flaunting her kid.

i'm really not getting why denim on denim is worth talking about. people have been doing this since denim was first invented. it never stopped. it's never even been unpopular amongst celebs.

fucked in the head should be sufficient..

i wonder if it would be worthwhile to hire a pi. or something and just dig up so much dirt on this... link ip addresses to activity, get screencaps, etc. and present it to the court come custody arrangement time. dude is either a sociopath or a step or two away from being one.

the canadian tuxedo is cycling back, how darling.

I know.

I know.

i pray at this church as well.

i'm going to read this as satire.

the alternative isn't to scare women into business suits, though. i agree that the nuance is subtle - if you're at walmart, you can't possibly know that minaj meant it but xyz artist was exploited. but saying that women should cover up because the casual observer can't know their m.o. is still telling women what to do

i know. i'm all eww, barns. that's where animals poop.

it's weird that you're telling a teenage girl what she should find empowering.

i think it's like the split observers of YOLO - some people think you only live once, you may as well do some fucked up shit because hey, we all die anyway. some others think, wow life is really short, i should do everything i can to be happy and healthy.

My thoughts too. Why would they even consider sourcing an American singer? Makes zero sense. Surely there is a German singer-songwriter from that generation who can give a fantastic performance along with some much needed perspective.

it wasn't until a close friend had a kid that I realized that breast feeding can be very casual and it can take a long time - I'm sure these are related.

rubs pastel crayons on the wall, calls it art.