Remember comically long pointy toes on pumps? What a time, what a moment.

if I never see a “fancy” polyester satin camisole with jeans and stiletto heels again in my life I will be something remotely approaching happy.

When I hear rich people bitch about taxes, I can’t even fathom it. I’m proud that my taxes go to things that my fellow patriots need, like Obamacare, and I guarantee that the dollars coming out of my paycheck mean a lot more to me than the dollars from their... paychecks? Estate taxes? Whatever you call the taxes rich…

I’m not going to make fun of Kourtney Kardashian, even if I’m not sure online law school exists (maybe a pre-law bachelors does?). I mean, good for her, it’s a more worthy goal than the fake lips and ridiculous Pepsi ads the rest of the family peddles. Also, online courses are the only available option for lots of…

Oh my god, go 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 away

With all due respect, none. You are full of shit. Do a little research and see how embarrassingly behind the US is on so many social issues. Here’s an easy one,

This is why labor rights are essential. These are not “starter jobs” they are the jobs available and those who do them deserve a living wage.

Man, that video of Bridgewater injuring his knee never gets easier to watch...

At least he put on a helmet before he started drinking. That’s the sort of foresight that comes from experience.

Hi Yesha,

I don’t think his intention is to date her...

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

Yeppppp. There’s an expiration date on elementary school “crushes,” and it’s middle school.

I too would like to know. This is the 3rd time i’ve read this column and thought, “Who the f is this person, they write like an asshole.”

Honestly the ‘jet set princess with the messy personal life’ sounds pretty dull and done. We’ve got reality show after reality show featuring the young and rich and playful.

Because it’s based on reality and not a soap opera? I like the political stuff on the show way more than the side drama about who is fucking whom.

I am not shocked at ALL that she waited until after filming. She has to be so incredibly embarrassed after pretending so hard that everything was ok when it very clearly wasn’t. I am going to guess that Tom also got sick of having his laundry aired so publicly (he used to be able to skeeze in private, thankyaverymuch)…

If I ever stupidly set myself on fire, I’m definitely going to say “That’s OK, he’s my cousin.”

Jesus Christ, I’m a lifelong Bills fan and even I found J’s story depressing. I’m sorry man. Find a therapist.

The Chargers introducing their new logo was the branding equivalent of a guy asking his wife to try anal for the first time.