I did always enjoy the part at the end where the meanest bride smilingly danced about while her lowest score was read out by the narrator.

I always liked that they didn’t get overly catty, I just thought it was funny when they would have one tiny little criticism that would somehow knock the score down six points. Obviously they all wanted to win, and somehow the combination of wanting to win but also wanting to be kind just amused me more than if they’d…

Have you watched it? They’re usually not that harsh (with a few exceptions, of course).

Easily the best bridal show on television.

This elicited a hard shudder from me. Those are the worst of all penises. Ugh.

He would excuse himself before the bill came and climb out of the bathroom window.

LMAO Aimee, there is no fucking way The Mooch would pay for drinks. He is ABSOLUTELY the type to go dutch, although I think Joanna’s strategy has some merit.

And she got her ass handed to her by J.K. Rowling earlier this week.

Ms. Anti-Entitlements/Black Lives Don’t Matter was a gainfully employed college graduate still on her parents’ insurance. The most special of snowflakes.

....then, finally, out of desperation, there’s a circle jerk, only to reveal that each boner is smaller than the next........sigh

Scripted and oh-so-fucking-BASIC. These chicks couldn’t be more basic if they were decked out in head to toe Michael Kors.

Honestly, this is exactly what I fist thought about, too! As a white woman, I was like, ‘yeah but even if this wasn’t a bullshit response in the first place, what was the last thing white women did collectively...get Trump elected? Yeah, we don’t deserve any sort of shout out.’

Why it gotta be mom’s cooking? Dad don’t cook? I’m kidding of course, but someone would’ve taken it there because people can’t just let an affirmation stand. Their mindset is affirmation for you = denigration for me.

That tweet was unbelievably innocuous and kinda warm. It sounds as divisive as “shoutout to mom’s cooking.”

There is such a thing as too small or too thin.

LW3, I don’t know about your friends, but I’ve always been under the assumption that text is designed with the intent of the receiving end person to reply to it when they see it and have the time to reply, not immediate response.

Stormzy!! Riz Ahmed!!!

Chromeo!

This video makes me feel like the horniest teenager ever.

minus the fat jewish, of course.