Hashtagging Hermes and Vuitton? Oh honey, act like you been there.

I’m SURE they approached Kristen Cavallari.

Seriously, what a terrible response. “It’s HIS problem.” Okay, well, putting it that way is probably not going to help anything. Terrible advice.

She needs a stylist so bad, it’s alarming. The hair, the jewelry, the outfits. I never thought I’d be able to pinpoint the style of the early 00's but that’s it. 

Um, even Ari never went there. Nazi death camp? Jesus...

Even if she didn’t tip, this just gives me a bad vibe about the bar. It wasn’t a $1,000 tab. Give me a break.

NO. Is this for real?!

I also work in a male dominated industry and I am a young looking woman. I INSIST on the handshake. I will boldly stick my hand out and stare a man in the eye. Hugging colleagues is creepy to me and there are a few extra-creepies around my job who do the cheek kiss. Blech.

I lived in a high rise dorm in lower Manhattan and there was a big office building across the street. One time I met some guys who worked in that building and they said, “Ooooh you live in the dorm where people are always banging up against the windows!” College kids gonna do what college kids gonna do.

SHE’S PREGNANT?! Oh god help that poor innocent kid...

He’s definitely a choker. And not in a good way.

Seriously no photos??

Amen. I’m not sure why it all has to be a surprise, either. I didn’t have a bridal party so I just told my closest friends I wanted to go to dinner and then somewhere with good music afterward. I wore sparkly shorts and we danced to 90s music and it was AWESOME. The only reason it really felt like “my” party at all…

What about all the actors who’ve played the role on Broadway? Isn’t that like... low hanging fruit?

You just blew my mind. He would be PERFECT.

I’m not advocating for Riz Ahmed because I just don’t think he’s right for this role, but he did play a guy in his early 20s in The Night Of. Super convincingly, in my opinion. I was actually shocked to hear how old he really is after I saw it.

I felt genuine joy watching that trailer. I. cannot. wait.

I dunno, personally, I’m cool with anyone I’ve ever slept with not publicly talking about how it was. I think it’s respectable to say, “No comment.”

His stand up is unbearable.

This scene remains to this day one of my 67-year-old father’s favorite scenes in a movie ever.