Good god, it’s Trump face with Melania hair, and now I can’t unsee it.

The hair makes sense to me now.

Kenneth’s dream journal told him what would happen.

God bless the United Shtatesh.

Squirrel Hill in Pittsburgh is literally Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. His house stands three blocks from the synagogue where today’s shooting took place and that little diorama of his community represented the community where this occurred.

Sessions then burst into song:
“He represents
the Partisan Guild,
the Partisan Guild,
the Partisan Guild.
And in the name of
the Partisan Guilllllllllllllllllld
we must combat the scourge
of voter fraud.”

I worked with this team just after they shot this segment of Shark Week. The medic Mike Hudson is amazing - we were shooting the Shaq Shark Week special and many on crew told this story and how much of a complete badass Melissa is.

I’d say you ‘beet’ me to it, but...

So like 5 pairs then? 

The good news is that Sarah’s now qualified for so many other jobs that require a straight face, like...

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

It was Megan Wants a Millionaire. Megan was a Rock of Love reject who got her own spin-off, and rumor has it the guy who won was also the guy who killed his wife, mutilated her body (part of the reason the case got so much attention was police had to id her from the serial number on her breast implants), then fled to…

The carrier wave is everything that comes from ruthless mammalian (if not burrowing towards reptilian) competition. The pure socio/psychopath is reptilian in their expression of our animal potential; the Nazi is a fully mammalian kind of evil, though they certainly attract their share of the even deeper pathological…

Fair enough.

“On behalf of the entire crew, it has been a pleasure serving you today and we are looking forward to see you in one of our future flights. We do realize that you have a choice when you fly, and we thank you for making us number 1.”

It’s in the Declaration of Independence:

Seriously, we’d be so much better off if the entirety of the WH press corps was replaced by the Parkland kids.

“It was just unbelievably astonishing what we saw—one of those moments where you can’t help but take in a breath and just hang in the moment,” Jamie Fraser, lead investigator and curator at Sydney University’s Nicholson Museum, told the BBC.