It rolls down stairs

idk this billionaire tv president thing has been working out pretty good so far.

imax could learn a thing or two from a world-class projector like that...

Not nearly as insufferable as you, dear. Go ahead and dismiss again like a mature adult.

Poor “tealstar” doesn’t like people who think calling out the bereaved is shitty behavior. To which I say, you know what? In this case it is all about her. Rayya’s gone. The living have to pick up the pieces and move one.

You can always watch it in chunks on YouTube. I catch the monologue, desk bits and interviews that I care to see, but that’s it.

I watch the first 15 or so minutes for the good stuff, then just turn it off.

I am automatically wary of people who keep immaculately trimmed facial hair. Borders are important at the neck and cheeks but when you do weird things in the chin/lower lip area I got my eyes on you.

Yep. Alabama will absolutely elect Roy Moore; a disgraced judge kicked off the bench twice for violating the Constitution, who called for a ban on gay people, asserted that Muslims should not be allowed to serve in Congress, who was banned from a local mall for stalking and trying to date teenage girls, who called…

I thought this was a safe sex ad, where the candy is a penis, the wrapper is a condom, and the flies are dick flies. Don’t open yourself up to dick flies.

Guys, guys. Calm down, listen. Listen to this, tell me what you think:

Just as a friendly, safety-oriented aside, the Heimlich maneuver is now recommended for near-drowning victims because artificial respiration is ineffective unless the water has been evacuated from the respiratory tract. Weird but true! :

The Santorum ooze?

Candy corn states are the “flyover states” of Halloween.

Could be. I think these are right there with it.

Who the fuck needs armor piercing bullets to hunt? What, are they hunting fucking dragons?!

Here, this is for you. Our foster kittens, stupid cute and without a care. They all found good homes. Today is rough. Take care of yourself.

Sportsman Heritage And Recreational Enhancement Act? S.H.A.R.E.A law? Sharia law?

At least he didn’t dedicate a golf trophy to the victims.

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