The way the narrative was framed, with one of her future descendants narrating the episode, and then to find out it was figment of PC’s imagination, that she invented to comfort herself during a time of stress was so fucking heartbreaking. I think we all have these imaginary scenarios that work as coping mechanisms…

This does not bode well for my lawsuit against The Part Of Everyone That’s At Least A Little Bit Gay. I thought I had led me astray for the last time.

So keep me and smile for me
Tell me that you’ll ignore my hypocrisy
Tell me that you’ll never let me go
‘Cause I’m flyin’ on a private jet plane
Don’t want to pay the gubbiment back again
Please Donald, I don’t want to go

Well that’s part of the problem, though. As they state above, most of us who that deduction actually helps will no longer benefit from it. My house was tough for us to afford; still is. We had to get out of renting, though. But it’s not a multi-million dollar home and we don’t have the money to contribute large sums…

“I was looking into it and I will look into it. I will tell you personally, I’m not happy about it. I am not happy about it I’m going to look at it. I let him know it.”

“so, Jane... Are you still a murderous communist that wants to fire anti-aircraft guns at our American HEROES before you LITERALLY spit in their faces and mock their dead friends? OMG! Hahaha! Loved your workout videos, by the way! You did those before you got all old, right? Super gross! Oh, c’mon. Before anyone…

Megyn: ‘Talk to me in shallow terms about your looks’

It’s actually been quite interesting to know my own reactions to this. I only ever surf Gizmodo stuff on my iPad of an evening, and without the comments sections these last couple of days, I haven’t been to nearly as many as I would normally do. I haven’t even been to Splinter, where normally it is my first port of…

Totally not related at all but I haven’t been able to access the comments on any articles from my iPad since Sunday (it’s fine on my computer though, evidently). I haven’t changed settings or anything, is this a known problem at all?

My intense hatred for Megyn Kelly felt irrational until I saw John Oliver’s clips over her on Sunday and then I felt fully justified and pleased with my visceral disgust.

“These dogs are naturally pugnacious”

“Why should we care about Porter Rico? It’s one of them Mexican counties we are trying to prevent Shania Law from invading our blood and soil with.”

~ Trumpster logic 101

I was like “Wha...?”

Normally I don’t think that the leader of North Korea (any of the Kims) has anything worthwhile to say, but damn, that was some shade.

The photograph looks like someone forgot to unplug her from the wall socket after recharging.

Pepto Abysmal.

“No child should ever feel hungry, stalked, frightened, terrorized, bullied, isolated or afraid, with nowhere to turn,”

Whenever I see text in italics regardless of content I always read it in that vague sexually ambiguous answering machine voice.

No, this Administration only likes Americans who weren’t caught by hurricanes.

Thanks- I can’t unsee that now.