It’s not climate change. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus, that’s all.

I mean, feel free to explain to little Janie all about your Randian jerkoff fantasy and how her mother is a leech on the system but Janie is eight and she’s hungry and she doesn’t understand why adults who have food won’t give her food when she’s hungry.

Here you go: You’re a dick.

Outrage fatigue at 10/10.

I’m sorry, but has the government (TRUMP) just had a brain fart? Religion in government? Military arming of the Police? When did the Constitution go out the window? Is this even the United States or are we calling the Militant States of Christian America?

Recently at the library where I work we had a younger black man get his phone stolen, and he was angry about it to the point of storming around threatening to get a gun and shoot people, decapitate the person who stole the phone with a knife, and other threats of death and grievous bodily harm. There were 4 security…

Never forget.

TRUMP: Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
SUPPORTERS: So tell us what you want, what you really, really want
TRUMP: I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I…

Newly pardoned former Maricopa County, AZ, sheriff Racist Joe Arpaio has a favor to ask you

I’m a Christian but I always view televangelists as shysters. Just seems like everyone of them is a con artist. They never to speak to the spirit in me.

His office told CNN that the probe was “nothing more than a distraction from the administrator’s significant environmental accomplishments.”

I’m equally moved. I didn’t realise how badly I needed this medicine until it appeared. We have lived through a series of traumatic events manned (using that word, advisedly) by one individual (and enabled by many others).

I find it incredibly hard to put into words just how awful it would be to end DACA. I have a number of friends who have DACA and it keeps me up at night thinking about what might happen to them if DACA is taken away. The short thing is that they, along with 800,000 others will lose their job, either immediately or…

maybe infinite scrolling isn’t such a bad thing after, because here’s the first comment under this article from my perspective.

apart from the Coon thing

Judge Judy: Bad Ass for negotiating her salary.

That part stopped me dead. What the fuck, Virginia?

Lynchburg, Virginia.

Sheesh. Looks like proper kerning died, too.

I think this will be remembered as the pivot moment where Don Lemon finally became presidential.