I don’t want him to keel over and die. I want him to live through the shame of an impeachment and be exposed for the fraudulent idiot that he is. Lock him up!

Is it too much to hope for a “Dave” situation, where he falls into a coma, gets replaced with a much better body double, actually solves problems, and then promptly dies?

aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well

The good Lord’s doing what the Democrats can’t.....

It’s already been established that the POTUS’s tweeting is him speaking ‘ex cathedra’. Meaning he can’t express his ‘opinion’ there as others may do - it carries the weight of an official press statement by the White House.

You’re almost there:

Be careful there, you don’t want to splinter the audience.

Leaning into the black humor here, because how else are we gonna get through this:

we all love this but know that the Donald has had the pardon pre-written and just waiting for a big ol’ Sharpie signature

I’d read that ... daily, if not hourly.  Totally staff it with great, insightful, and experienced journalist.  Fuck, I’d even help drive traffic to that kinda site. 

As a Texan in a a red-red-red county, the eagerness of my neighbors to believe and regurgitate the attacks on the witnesses, an imperative to know the identity of and question the whistle-blower (despite the substance of the whistle-blower complaint being corroborated by multiple sources), and conservative talking…

STOP IT LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF WOMEN ISSUES YOU ARE DESTROYING SPANFELLERS VISION OF PROFITABILITY AND GOOD JOURNALISM TALKING ABOUT WOMENS ISSUES WITHOUT POLTICS STOP IT HOW CAN WE ATTRACT INVESTMENT OF OTHER PRIVATE EQUITY INVESTORS WISHING TO ALSO BUY AND FLIP JEZEBEL IF YOU KEEP TALKING POLITICS.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:  Trump’s downfall will be obstruction of justice.  Witness intimidation will just be the cherry on the top.

Historic times. Hey...G/O Media...you people should totally start a politics blog that could cover all this stuff as it happens. Man, that would be great, ya know?

Trump said he isn’t watching the hearings. Which is of course a lie. But, given his comments, you would think he would at least hold off on his tantrums until the end of the day.

The icing on the cake is that the convictions carry a sentence of up to 20 years and he royally pissed off the judge multiple times during the trial!

Ahem. The judge was not down with the clown.

Also too: Fuck Booker, Yang, Klobuchar, and of course Sanders (for helping give Rump the WH in 2016- the ‘Ralph Nader’ of his age).

The fact that are still 10 fucking people in these debates is giving me stress shits. And those stress shits are then becoming full blown diarrhea aneurysms when shits like Gabbard and Steyer are part of those 10.