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Thoughts and Prayers

In other Covid-19 news, The co-founder of conservative student group Turning Point USA, Bill Montgomery, has died from complications of the coronavirus, according to two friends of his.

I mean, let’s look at this series of events:

That’s 4 fucking pages long

Yeah, I had a feeling this would devolve into bullshit. Just find another name! Jesus. Prince could be a symbol, but you can’t even rename yourself right mediocre country band? Well... actually that tracks, doesn’t it?

You mean a band of white folks with Grammys and a lot of money legally bullying a Black woman into changing her performance moniker ISN’T racial justice?

Never has “why not both” been more on point.

dude, its Alamy stock.  I doubt if they even paid for the rights. 

Cain has since announced that he is receiving treatment for coronavirus but cannot hazard a guess as to where that covid-19 might have come from because he’s been traveling a lot lately in places where cases are spiking.

Hold up, are we not gonna talk about Trump’s new Nazi shirt?

“A rally is just exercising freedom of speech and peaceful assembly.”

Once again, they’re asserting that Trump must be getting ready for some epic retaliation or whatever, even though it never comes, while asserting that Obama is worse because he would have done nothing, even though Trump is the one actually doing nothing. It’s a neat trick to get all that working in your head.

Evil is a preservative.

A heart attack can’t kill you if you don’t have a heart.

How is Dick Cheney still alive?

Just because you CAN hold a rally in the middle of a raging epidemic doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

Ivanka standing update: