Nonsense. Melania knows how to raise children. After all, the greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she may not harm, nor allow by inaction to come to harm, a human being. The second-greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she must obey all orders given to her by a human being, unless such orders would…

Any vulnerable infant unlucky enough to be “cuddled” by Mel is going to burst into terrified screaming in her icy, robotic clutch in about one second.

To be fair, Boston hates everything except for their sports teams.

Finally an answer to the perennial racist refrain, “But when is WHITE history month???”

Sure, they call it a “police action”. Fuckers came up with a palatable name for it decades ago.

I look forward to the GOP reaction to the inevitable refugee crisis caused by open warfare against the cartels. 

He said in a statement that it was the “right moment” to “pursue an entrepreneurial opportunity” and that he would leave his post immediately.

We’re (formally) running racketeering operations for foreign oil fields too.

Rural and exurban America are the worst. In KY, Louisville is nice. Whereas my former farming town in Connecticut has an alarming number of far right weirdos, including plenty of vocal racists.

That’s twice in less than a week that the entire staff of Deadspin quit. 

I agree, but the Founders part gives off very white supremacy/colonial undertones to me.

Jeez...why not call it “Kiss my White Orange Ass Month” you shitbag?

Trump is now calling his fans “Club 45.” The correct name is "Cult 45.”

Melania is the third wife of a wealthy man with a history of adultery and sexual abuse. She knows exactly where she stands, and so do we.

...tender lovers, who playfully teased each other.

tender lovers

I really don’t care, do u?

but it NOT a fucking transcript. All that has been released is the Trump WH version of what was said.  How the fuck stupid do you think we are to believe that is an honest & factual verbatim version?  So PLEASE stop calling that horseshit document the fucktarded idiot is talking about a transcript.  

Know what’s worse? Bosses who break shit trying to look busy, then break more shit because they get offended when people say “you broke some shit.”