You forgot Sean Doolittle, who is the very best of the Nationals. Doo is the best. He had the guts to state publicly why he wasn’t going. And he and his wife walk the walk and talk the talk in community activism. They hosted Thanksgiving dinner for Syrian refugees and got the community involved, when he was with…

Yah. If only he was Hunter Biden and had a rich dad who he could mooch off of.

Technically it’s a compound bow, not a crossbow. This is laziness incarnate: he probably had all that shit from “hunting”, which is something he likes to pretend to do. This is like a kid who dressed up as “boy scout” because he had the uniform already.

Congratulations, Jim! I don’t like sports but I would read Deadspin. I don’t like cars but I would read Jalopnik. I’m not American, but I checked Splinter dozens of times a day.

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Neighborhood hero.

I’m imagining there must have been a lot of Toblerone’s and imported Cadbury bars to make that kind of assumption.

Esther, what are you sitting here slandering Hershey’s chocolate as the worst Halloween candy when Charleston Chew, Good & Plenty, Bit-o-Honey and Necco Wafers are floating around? Not to say anything of raisins!

If Hersheys is the worst you can conjure, you grew up in some high end trick or treating territory.

He is the swamp.

“What budget deficit? I don’t know that. Nobody told me that. The Obama did it. Crooked Hillary stole it and and the Lamestream Media aren’t even reporting it!! Can you believe this? BAD. The Real American People know. She’s a WACKO! Also, It is the BIGGEST in HISTORY. Which Hunt! I am the best, loser. Your the…

Yeah the autoplay is fucking obnoxious. Why aren’t they at least muted by default?

No mention by Trump of the largest budget deficit in 8 years? How strange. 😒

“Obnoxious and greedy politicians never make it in the end!”

I still don’t understand how you can “butt dial” a smartphone.

Rudi is soo smart, it’s a pain in his ass.

“He kept making me dress up as himself to have sex with.” said a tearful Kim at the courthouse steps.

God almighty, can you imagine if your fucking boss was like “Please don’t have sex other than with your spouse during the time we’re working on this project.”  It’s like that whole “I can’t have sex because my coach says it will hurt my performance” bullshit.

You can listen to Jesus Is King tomorrow, out wherever he decides to release it