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like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

“You had Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner promoting it,”

The New Yorker is killing it with their political stuff lately!

He also told Reuters that he thought the presidency would be easier than his “old life.”

The “logic” is that Trump is only acting crazy to make him seem unpredictable and unhinged, thereby causing the enemy to think twice about not wanting to mess with him and just give in to his demands.

I believe it to be the opposite. They clean him up considerably.

Honestly, this is pretty much in line with how Trump’s old man trained him in his slumlord days. An old-fashioned protection racket is a big profit center for shitlarks like them.

This is nothing that you all do not already know but it is a cogent takedown of the current administration and its ringleader.

So is anyone else getting into prepping? Maybe I’ve watched too much of The Handmaid’s Tale and the Walking Dead, but with this twisted fucking reality we’re living in, I’m seriously starting to feel like I need to begin collecting shit for a go bag or some sort of survival kit.

As someone with family in South Korea, what the everloving fuck, is this?!

So basically he came over and stirred shit up on the Korean peninsula, which is a threat to places not named America, and then announced that South Korea will need to pay for a billion dollar missile system that is owned and operated by the US military and was basically forced on South Korea. Did he start shit on

I find that I can’t even read complete transcripts of his interviews, it’s just incoherent babble throughout the whole thing.

Former Trump campaign advisor Carter Page says that he’s been “the victim of one of the most horrendous civil rights violations in recent US election history.”

Every tweet he blames the Dems for something he’s trying to majorly fuck with anyway. I want to scream. You’re the one that doesn’t want them to have Insurance! And you are trying to tear apart National Parks so you can drill and frack and shit. Ugh.

I think they’ve given that job to the new Geography teacher, Mr. Sessions…

When is he going to admit that he’s been demonstrably bad at making deals with people he can’t bully, bluster, fail to pay and go bankrupt on?

I’d like my wife (a type 1 diabetic) to not have to choose between poverty and death.

I like how he’s blaming Democrats for blocking healthcare for miners. Blaming the same Dems who actually gave the miners their black lung benefits through Obamacare.

Donald Trump thinks a “high risk pool” is when there’s a black person swimming at Mar-A-Lago.

I got so used to Republicans actually shutting down the government and threatening to do so, so often that hearing them talk about how bad that is now is really confusing ...