He’s accusing people of jurisdiction shopping, which makes basically zero sense with the San Francisco lawsuit since it’s not like cities are particularly mobile.

A lot of people are saying that there are some very, very good other circuits out there. I’m hearing that the 6th circuit is getting better and better every day.

I’ll give it a try:

What does this even mean. He makes zero sense.

“Everybody immediately runs to the 9th Circuit. And we have a big country. We have lots of other locations,” he said.

San Francisco’s plot of being established as a Spanish mission in California so it could one day sue in the Ninth Circuit paid off, but there’s no getting anything by Trump.

I’ve been reading online that Trump is considering an executive order to tear up NAFTA. I will admit that, as a Canadian, I am genuinely scared as to what this will do to our economy. Having family and friends potentially lose their jobs would be horrible.

“Everybody immediately runs to the 9th Circuit. And we have a big country. We have lots of other locations,” he said.

So, I’m going out on a limb here and saying 45 has no understanding of jurisdiction and venue. Where would a city in California file a lawsuit against the feds? Should they go to Nebraska?

Mr. Trump cannot even send birthday wishes without positioning himself in absolute center of the photograph.

The fact that he still refers to the ban as “the ban” is really not going to help his case in court, is it?

It’s late, I’m tired, and I read that as “Interior Secretary Ryan Lochte” all the way through and yet it made perfect sense that way.

Correction. Daughterfuckers

nothing is sacred 

‘Them national monuments are taking our Jerbs’

“...attorneys representing all 13 plaintiffs, said that 20th Century Fox “has been operating as if it should be called 18th Century Fox.””

“has been operating as if it should be called 18th Century Fox.”

• The Daily Beast identified New Hampshire state representative Robert Fisher (R) as the likely individual behind Reddit’s “Red Pill” forum, a breeding ground for misogynists. Among other musings, Fisher wrote: “I’m going to say it—Rape isn’t an absolute bad, because the rapist I think probably likes it a lot.”

At Easter, my step dad actually quoted the Art of the Deal to me, and told me I should read it because it had good advice like, “always make your most outrageous demand at the beginning of the negotiation!”

From TNR: