I see, so some nogxious fumes led to an eggsplosio—

Assuming he signed the policy, this should actually increase Winston's draft stock as it proves he can actually read coverage.

Genuine question: Would you be so gaga over her is she wasn't topical for who she used to be? I find it fascinating when people overly adore a person when it's trendy to do so.

Try to watch this without screaming "I LOVE YOU, LAVERNE. PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR BEST FRIEND AND PLAY BARBIES WITH ME AND TALK SHIT ABOUT HOW MY BARBIES ARE TACKY AND DRESS LIKE SAD REJECTED REAL HOUSEVWIVES CAST MEMBERS." Just give it a try.

"We" trans people. If these jokes were done by cis people, they'd be awful. The fact that Laverne Cox did them still makes me deeply uncomfortable, to be honest. However, if we are getting to a point where we can make fun of ourselves without risking it being seen as permission for cis people to make fun us, that's…

Hmm... Well, I guess if we're getting to the point here we can bluntly make fun of ourselves on late night television, we're making progress.

I'm trying to figure out how to turn your "so salty" note into a joke about how Tiger likes pee sex but I'm drawing a blank, someone else want to take it?

Not if you don't go around making unsolicited comments about them. Or say "ewwww" every time the subject is brought up".

I have a silent rage every time a gay man makes a comment about vaginas being disgusting.

I know this is light hearted but all I can think is: yay yet more men who think it's ok to criticise women's genitalia.

For the love of Mike, where the heck is cheek chewing?!?!?!?

That's not related, just saying.

i don't know. i'm taking the whole thing as they were both super drunk and started having sex in public. the "do you want this" sounds like the bystander is asking if she wants to be doing this - having sex in public and being photographed, etc.

This is probably the best point. I don't know how someone can argue that Nicki's lyrics or persona are on the whole 'empowering' in a non-contrarian way. Or, rather in a way that doesn't immediately derail into the "omg, respectability politics! omg slut-shaming" alarmism that postfeminism seems to rely on. I also…

"We need to immediately stop perpetuating the myth that pop stars and athletes and actors are able to completely determine the course of a child's life. The biggest influence in your kid's life is you and your parenting."

It's really hard to judge whether someone is acting against medical advice with good reason without having access to their personal medical records, which obviously we're not entitled to here. But after having a shocking number of friends post on Facebook that they're not vaccinating their children because they've…

Gee, I wonder what accent Fred Armisen will adopt for this project's iteration of his weirdly staring immigrant character? How does this dude keep getting work?

My god, Lena Dunham is insufferable.

Is this a softball, or does this guy just have tiny, stubby, fat-man hands?

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