I adore my Spanx, I find them comfortable for up to 10 hours, and I’m not ashamed of being fat. I like to look smooth, keep my dresses from clinging, and protect my privacy. That’s all. When did Spanx become anti-feminist? I LOVE mine and I don't think my feminist membership card is in jeopardy because if it.

To be fair, I would also be “freaking the fuck out” if a company had repeatedly tried to charge $12,000 to my credit card. And based on my personal experience with Uber being terrible at handling customer complaints, I wouldn’t exactly feel assured simply because someone from Uber told me that they were escalating my…

Well, as for me, I don’t even see gender. I mean a movie can star a man, a woman, a banana, a 1978 Datsun, the sandwich platter I ate for dinner on Saturday with the weird pink cream cheese, a litter of cats, a purple of dragon—just about anything. I think the misandry against men in the movie industry needs to end.

This kind of reporting on the Sony hacks I’m interested in, not a bitchy rundown of Amy Pascal’s grooming products.

I mean.

The time it took for him to draw his weapon could have been equally spent stepping on the accelerator. He chose to shoot instead.

No charges for the illegal weapon he had?!? At the very least you would have thought that would have stuck!

“Any police officer especially would have reacted in the exact same way I reacted”

If I weren’t almost married (Sunday!) this would be my theme song. Back when I was single and travelled like it was my job through college and after, I had a Map Of World Hookups. When this song came out, I thought my head was gonna explode from joy.

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

There is nothing about this comment that I don’t love.

I really want there to be a gif of Aidy Bryant claiming her dong with a little “Me” flag.

The best wedding food I've ever had was at a vegan (or mostly-vegan, there were some little bits of cheese here and there) wedding. A fellow omnivorous bridesmaid and I joked that we'd sneak off to McDonald's for chicken nuggets after dinner. We never did - we were so completely stuffed it was ridiculous.

Pah, that's like all the people that say I have to have a white wedding dress.

My favorite wedding food was from a Vegan wedding. Anyone who bitches is trying to fight deliciousness.

You have my utmost sympathies. A friend of mine and her now-husband are both vegans, but her parents were so insistent on meat being served at the reception that they offered to pay for it. Not pay for all of the food, mind you, but just the cost of the meat. At the wedding of two people very opposed to the…

This is great Kinja