The visual pun(?) of this phallic object between Marty and Vince’s flirtation... and when she says her name is Marty Maraschino. “You know, as in cherry.”
Look at all the fucking cats!
You say that but you probably haven’t considered every issue. For instance, would it be okay to race them?
serious question tho: is rahmmy rahm really garbage or does he just seem like it?
My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.
With depressing statistics revealing sexual assault to occur every 107 seconds in the United States, it’s not…
The flag of our people. We’d raise it high, but we can’t figure out how that flagpole rope thingy works exactly.
ok but I need to wear that outfit every single day for the rest of my fucking life thanks.
Also, as someone who has fallen off a sidewalk more than once, I can attest that some of us just aren’t meant for walking in an upright fashion at all points in time. And don’t get me started on how often I turn too soon around a…
In explaining why he will never “turn your cherry out,” a man named William Lloyd may have just inadvertently pinned…
Cady Cumberbatshitcrazy (xoxo) posted a list of the most clever Noms de Jez on last night’s SNS. I’m not sure if you’re there, but to my mind, YOU’RE A CONTENDAH.
Would your uterus show up on other bluetooth enabled smartphones as a device?
Found:
Someone tried to give Donald Trump a thesaurus, he said “I’m too busy for dinosaurs” and threw it away.
nick lachey!!!
I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…
Rock on, Miley Cyrus. Gender is a construct and you’re tearing that shit down.
‘Welp’ is going to be next. Mark my words hahaha LOL