There were a lot of references to burning his body, tho.

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I don’t know why I care so much about this since I have all four seasons on DVD.

They offer some speculation on this, but they don’t point any fingers. This is due, in large part, to the fact that the state really only investigated Adnan. If they had done a more thorough investigation 17 years ago, it would be much easier to find the actual killer. There was a serial killer at the time whom (if I…

OH.

This game is the current greatest joy of my life. Do with that what you will.

Well he closed 50 of the poorest elementary schools, closed nearly all city mental health facilities, takes backroom deals for big corporate partnerships that allocate city funds to tourism instead of infrastructure, and almost definitely participated in a cover up of the murder of a child by a cop. I’ll let you…

To be fair, the “terrorist watch list” is pretty much just a comprehensive list of American Muslims who are known to have gone to a mosque or tweeted, “This salad is the bomb.” I’m absolutely for comprehensive gun reform, but I don’t really think that particular list is the best place to start.

My dad (who is a drunk and an asshole and completely out of my life) once commented on the way I dressed by saying, “I feel like I’m going to see you on Girls Gone Wild someday.”

Gwake up, sheeple.

You seem tired. Maybe you should have a cup of coffee.

You’re my personal hero.

I want to be ready for diva cup, but I just don’t know if I am.

This (apparently false) belief was the number one reason I wanted to get engaged to my partner.

Team Kesha.

I initially read, “Wet Hot American Sniper” and it was not good.

If you keep this up, the Honorable Judge Brown may be brought in to determine whether or not you’re throwing shade at this woman.

I’ve heard he’s a total ass, but I still take joy in this encounter. It was really special.

Not a dick story, but a good one. (Also, not my story, but I was there and I can vouch for it).

I don’t think people understand that people die because of mistakes like these. I check ingredients even if I know for sure. Why put someone’s life at risk?