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I would be interested to see how the median income required to be middle class in any given state differs from the median income required to be middle class in that state's major urban centers. For example, I feel as if the amount that would be considered "upper-bound middle class" in New York, would be just middle…

“A Single guy, drunk, we can possibly overlook”

I tried to call in "ugly"once. I told my boss I had a cold sore that went wild and my face look very, well, damaged and, as the front desk person, I thought I should stay home. He had me come in any way, took one at look at me, and conceded that, yes, maybe I could have the day off.

its zayn.

MOST FUN I EVER HAD.

Yelp is less than useless. They're shady and people abuse the hell out of how much power Yelp has over small businesses. Burger King doesn't give a shit if a location has bad Yelp reviews, but it can kill a small family owned restaurant. These people deserve the douchebag crown for pulling out the "negative Yelp…

Clearly this is the work of notorious super-villain Oyster Man.

How awkward are Melanie Griffith and Dakota Johnson. For real.

I gotta tell ya, I think the level of vitriol directed toward the Kardashians says a tremendous amount about our society. I don't particularly care for them, which I've said time and time again. I think they're kinda tacky and boring.

I would quibble and move cookies up or down a spot, but not far from where they are, solid list.

like we could legit turn this into an oscar winning screenplay

Jezebel Senior Editor, James Franco.

Gomez goes on to tell interviewer James Franco

This is some brave shit.

Former vegan-restaurant server here, with similar clientele. The soy thing, while not an allergy, is legit— tempeh is much easier for some people to digest than tofu. Fermentation breaks down some of the more difficult-to-process enzymes.

I'd like the marinated seitan please. The marinade is gluten-free, right?

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

I feel terrible for those meat-eater people because there is nowhere else in NYC to get a meat-based meal.

I've seen it lumped in with ED-NOS. ED-NOS is basically just a catch-all for anyone with food issues that isn't bulimic or clinically anorexic. This is why it's the most commonly diagnosed eating disorder.