Conspiracy Theory: Zach Galifinakis is a character that Joaquin Phoenix plays. That interview from Letterman where he appeared to be insane (for the Casey Affleck thing) was just a trial run for between two ferns.

i don't think the kind of expletives i want to use on him even exist

I'm going through her archive and she is very straightforward and genuine and her review of the dining options at the MSP Airport is especially brilliant. Though I am bummed to find out she isn't a heavy drinker because she'd be super fun to share a few a few cold ones with.

The lattes cost less than those I enjoy at Starbucks. But they are worthy.

All good dancers read the labels.

Lego Movie snubbed???????

Am I the only one who read that as:

This is unrelated but in Meryl Streep's blurb she says, "The movie that makes me cry is Anchorman. I have the biggest crush on Will Ferrell. I love him in every film he does. I mean, Ryan Gosling could be my child. I'm not going to have a crush on a child. Will Ferrell is a man."

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

I'm just going to post this on every NYE post today.

I hate New Years Eve, but I feel compelled to go out. I can't explain it. I should just try to get over it and stay in with The Twilight Zone marathon.

I see the value in that, but you want to make sure you're not marrying someone for who you want them to be/who you could change them into.

You guys are doing videos now?!?!?! This is GREAT. Hillary, you're a hero.

I guess the question is "How can white people be supportive of the issue without seeming to demean or take over the issue? " If white people don't talk talk about what they do in the situation, then the narrative is that white people are ignoring the issue (which so many do). If white people talk about the issue,…

I have peer pressured all of my single friends, male and female, into joining tinder so that I can swipe people away.

Success: Sometimes, you have to reach out and grab it. And, sometimes, it just comes to you.

Yeah. Gonna put this up here:

yeahhhh the guy i lost my v card to has a giant portrait of charles manson tattooed on his arm so

AN INSTAGRAM POLOROID?!?!

If I remember right, wasn't Garner yelling "I can't breathe" as he was being withheld strangled? Didn't the coroner rule it a homicide?