Amazing. A person who doesn't like people who "belittle" trans people yet in the very next statement writes something that is incredibly belittling to trans people. Holy fucking shit.

i used to stan for gaga so hard, but ever since born this way i just have no desire to ever hear her name again. and now with this terrible shit? go back to paper gangsta, you peaked then.

Between this and having whiskey sours with Ina in yesterday's dirt bag, it's almost like Taylor Swift is on a one woman campaign to make me like her or something.

Everything about this story is great— it took place in West Babylon!

If you have to do or say something racist, to point out something racist, maybe you should re-examine the point you're trying to make. But who am I kidding? Of COURSE Jezebel thinks "it's satire" is a valid excuse for racism. Again.

Cannot agree enough. Vodka is fucking horrible. I used to drink it all the time in college, but only because I had no idea how to sip & appreciate liquor and just wanted whatever would get me shitfaced cheapest/fastest. I hope this isn't the criteria voters today are using.

Listen, you vodka-swilling morons - VODKA IS A SHAM!!!!

I'll join you in the sobbing corner, as I fear Jack Daniels is gonna get a beat down today. *sniff*

Just heartbroken by the Gin loss.

You people have obviously never had real 'shine. I'm very disappointed in all of you.

Vodka's gross. (Not as gross as a Jager Bomb, obviously.) Team Gin.

It's a goddamn crime that it's even close. Long Island Ice Tea? Are the voters all under 23 years old or something?

Cobie? Gorgeous. This dress? Horrid.

STAHP BEING SO PERFECT LUPITA! :-P

Boobs, you're under arrest!

Stop drinking the breast milk of other animals, ya freaks! Also, maybe stop torturing cows, too, if, you know, it's not too inconvenient.

Yeah, my friends and I did that with 40 ozs. Drink 1/3 of the 40, fill it to the top with orange juice, start over again. I tried it but I had to pee every 5 minutes so it wasn't really worth it.

SETH AND SUMMER FOREVER

Alright, alright. You can watch GoT and have happy, well-adjusted children.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for debt forgiveness, I can tell you I don't have a drop down menu for that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you set…