I want to feed the cover of this book to the designer and anyone who green lighted it until they choke to death and then replace each coverless book with a more appropriate design.

Does she consume 800 calories to burn in a single day?

It means there's only a dollop of foam with the espresso.

I figure at worst I have constant reduced expectation of how good I'm able to look, which is just fine by me.

-Cell phone

The Don Draper gif at the top is fantastic.

Fuck. Yes.

Last time I went to visit family my parents' dogs had just had puppies. There was one I REALLY wanted, but he wasn't old enough to go and I had a no pets lease. Today, my mom sent me this picture of him as he gets ready to go to his new home. I'm dying inside.

Wow. Yeah, that's a ripoff if I've ever heard one. Does he have any legal rights here?

How old is she? She looks fifteen, but she has a 3 year old, correct? I'm struggling with this timeline.

It was a part of her incredibly rambly and hard to follow Golden Globes speech. She was kind of coming out super publicly, but also saying that she has a right to privacy and wanted to be left alone. Then she dissed Honey Boo Boo and her family for not valuing their own privacy and suggested anyone who put their…

I have a real soft spot in my heart for this family. Despite the fact their eating habits terrify me, I think they're an incredibly loving family. Honey Boo Boo's father isn't married to her mother, but he's still a huge part of their lives and very good to her. They're also incredibly kind to their gay uncle and…

To be fair, I also saw that on Gawker. I'm not sure if Jez had a choice.

A man who doesn't like the way your vagina looks isn't mature enough to be touching it.

I read that somewhere in regards to Golden Globes coverage, and I can never tell when they're surrounded by these bone-skinny celebrities, but I'll take your word for it.

I would go so far as to feed myself growth hormones while my Samoas were in utero so that I would birth giant Samoas and then I would consume my young as cookie cake.

I'm pretty sure she's a size 8. That's just not fat.

I'm so sorry. I like to think of feminists as people who care about furthering the acceptance and rights of all minorities, but many who self-identify as such do not. It breaks my heart that people act that way, but know you have my support (and, it seems, the support of lots of other Jezzies). Fuck the haters.

I am forever haunted.

I made that same connection! As for the song, I'm hoping it grows on me after a few listens. I need to love JT.