I thought I'd do myself a favor and go by Bri rather than Brianna. Who knew there could be so many spellings. I get Bree, Bre, and Brie, but rarely do I get Bri. Drives me crazy.

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The link for the picture of Adele and her baby just links back to this article.

I used to have nightmares about my mom turning into an Oompa Loompa and I don't think I've ever gotten over it. Pretty sure I've still never finished the film before running out of the room in terror.

I was the one who, at the age of nine, took my mother aside and asked her if she had considered divorce. My dad was a completely useless alcoholic who was constantly passing out on the kitchen floor with a lit cigarette and causing me constant anxiety over the safety of my mother and younger siblings. We were in a…

When I get bored, I can be an obsessive social media stalker. A personal favorite of mine are exes of exes. I think I must feel some strange camaraderie with them.

It's all about the thimble.

I think it's a step in the right direction, but we need to get to a point where minorities are less "token" and more standard in advertising. Then again, I'm still waiting for a cleaning product commercial that doesn't feature a "hardworking mom."

The picture used for this article was taken at an awkward angle. The Gawker version of this article has a better picture

Right now I'm doing a flex-vegan sort of thing. I'm completely vegan except for one meal a week, where I'm entitled to eat whatever the hell I want. That can land anywhere on the spectrum from a cup of yogurt to a triple decker bacon wrapped bacon cheeseburger. I figure it's a good way to keep me from getting…

I want you to know that Proud Mary was playing on my Pandora station as I was reading through this comment. Made my day.

Does anybody know how accurate the BMI calculator actually is? It doesn't take into account how weight it proportioned or fat versus muscle mass, but seems to have general authority as to whether or not someone is "overweight." It seems like a lot of people above a BMI of 25 could be at a healthy weight.

I think I prefer boyfriend Jesus as played by Justin Theroux in "The Ten."

I remember being about 14 and looking at some magazine's poll of when girls lost their virginity, and it spiked at 17-19 and then went waaaaay down. I had sex for the first time about a week before my 19th birthday, and the idea that I'd be "a little old to be a virgin" if I waited any longer actually played a pretty…

I can't.

I think a lot of you are missing the point. They're not changing the name to "Junior Top Chef" or anything like that. Easy Bake Ovens usually make little cakes and cookies, which is not generally accepted as something little boys do. Even if going on to cook for pay is a predominantly male thing, baking cookies for…

I also had this thought, especially after I read that the gunman destroyed his computer before going to the elementary school.

Alright, Gizmodo commenters, question for you. My college laptop is just about dead and buried. I'm trying to decide whether to buy a whole new computer or to go with a tablet. I don't have a lot of needs. I essentially want to be able to access my social networks, watch Netflix, play games (sometimes? maybe?),…

OH MY GOD I could not agree more. If you're going to meander along because you want to check your iPhone or talk to your friend, then stay the fuck out of the way of the people going places. It's common courtesy.

Agreed. I have no problem with significant others watching porn/jerking off, but I found it really sweet when my boyfriend admitted sometimes he thinks about me rather than using the the myriad porn available on the internet. Kudos, Nick Cannon.