Really my only beef with ghat is how it slowly turns my smilies around to make them look more human. I'm afraid all the gchat smilies will become sentient, join forces, and kill us all.

My high school only had one AP class and a 5 point grading scale. I had a 4.3 and I was SCREWED. Got into a good school and got good financial aid, but I could have done better if my high school knew what colleges were looking for.

Mind if I ask where your go-to place is?

I can't wait for this. But hey friends, I don't have cable. Does anyone know where I could livestream Lifetime??

I remember when I first started dating my boyfriend I asked him his preference and he said, "Anyone who can't deal with hair on a vagina isn't old enough to touch one. Do what you want, girl." I feel like that should be everyone's advice on this topic for the rest of forever.

I think I am now also bisexual.

Don't know what's cuter- the dog or Usher's smile.

This is awesome. You're awesome.

You make a good point, but it's also important to know that audience microphones will be turned off after a single question as well- meaning the town hall also can't rephrase or follow-up. This could be in order to ensure that as many questions are asked as possible- but it could also serve as an easy way for both…

I think adult metabolism and beer did it for me. I ate like crap, never exercised, but didn't drink in high school. In college I ate like crap, exercised some, and drank like an alcoholic fish. Now that I'm about six months out, I'm trying to figure out how to get some of that weight off me, but sitting at a desk…

Sandcastles in the Sand is one of my favorite songs of all time. I'm so excited!!!

WAIT. I'm NOT supposed to bathe in jizz??? I thought there was just a study that proved that seman cured depression, cancer, and those annoying little blackheads on your nose! All this science! My tiny woman head is spinning. I'm going to go bake something; that always makes me feel better when I get confused by…

I cannot express how sorry I am.

Maybe it's because I'm a curvy redheaded aspiring actress- but I ADORE Christina Hendricks. I understand where she's coming from, though. She's been successful in spite of her atypical (in terms of television) body, and it's awesome that her body is being celebrated for how beautiful it is, but that's probably not…

Perhaps the genetic predisposition is a preference towards the idealized body, which at this moment happens to be thinness. That, to me, seems to be where nature and nurture would come together here.

I wash them by hand sometimes, throw them in the wash other times.

I tip my hat to public school English teachers. They're the oft-forgotten foot-soldiers defending our right to study great literature.

I want all of my sex tips from Hemingway. Also all of my sex.

Well I don't want anyone to die alone either. I'm not necessarily talking about inexperience (nor should you assume people who are having bad sex are being non-communicative). There's such a thing as going out on a date with a smart, attractive person and having NOTHING to talk about. I don't want to condemn myself…

I'm not sure who started it (Adele, Xtina, Gaga...) but I LOVE the way lady popstars are fighting against this industry ideal of the perfect body. This is the stuff that inspires young girls (and grown-ass women too, in my case at least) to love the bodies they've got.