Isn't the whole point of summer camp so that parents can have a break?

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I don't care about any of the Disney princesses. I used to not care much about them, but what seems to be a recent wave of nostalgia on the part of lots of adult women has calcified my indifference into outright dislike. There are so many Disney Princesses as X Pop Culture Thing a person can take before it gets…

"Today, I will steal a Blahnik and it will be glorious."

"For a second there I thought we were only teaching young girls in elementary, middle and high school that their bodies are nothing but shameful sin receptacles which must be covered up and hidden at all times from men who absolutely cannot control themselves at the slightest hint of a woman's skin."

Walking around UT, I can request a clothing update: no flip-flops. We don't want to see your feet, I don't care how cracked and dry they are. You're in college, stop wearing PJ pants or shorts that read "Juicy" on them. If you're going to a classroom that has A/C, be prepared to wear clothes that insulate you. Bring a…

For the environmentally conscious among us ETA: wash your car on the grass. That's right, not in the driveway but on a nice patch of lawn.

A car wash? I thought that's what rain was.

Can people please stop making Autism THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN IN THE WORLD OMG!!!

that counts as a poodle

You think that's bad? Tommy LaSorda can't even spell "relief."

When I first read the title, I thought it was going to be about how ESPN uses its ticker to display useless crap that nobody wants to know.

This is just stupid. I guess there is no middle ground, we either don't care when fuckery happens, or we punish as harshly as we can get away with. Forget teaching them anything, just make sure the punishment well exceeds the crime. Making these kids scrub the mess they made would never work. Putting them on…

For the first one I'd make an anonymous donation to a charity in honor of the baby. They won't specify the amount and you can give her the little announcement/card they include. She'll look like a jerk if she says anything and you can make lemonade out of lemons. It's basically following the rules since you gave a…

Turley patiently reminded Cowherd that it's not exactly easy to turn down painkillers when you don't have a guaranteed contract and your entire financial well-being depends on your ability to take the field, and that not many people are quick to question the medical advice of licensed doctors.

EXCUSE ME. Need I remind you that the "Tony Banks days" actually lasted three years. And that those three years STILL netted as many wins as the five years from 2007-11.

My mother totally would have left me there.

As bad as this new mascot is, he's not quite as creepy as that Burger King King.